Sunday 29 March 2009

A Self Confessed Swine - Sanchez Stirs the Muck


Sanchez says it all for himself, "If everyone else is sticking their nose in the trough then perhaps I need to have a look at it. As manager of the team, I must have lost out financially in some way." So the guy admits to being a pig, low life swine trying to swill from the trough. How sad is that?

For the record Lawrie, Fulham only escaped relegation because Liverpool picked a reserve team for their game at the Craving Cottage. If any team, other than Sheffield United themselves, relegated the Blunted Blades, it was Liverpool by picking an under strength team for that vital relegation decider. If any single man was responsible for the relegation of Shafting United, other than Warlock himself, it was Bentitez - he did it, in the Cottage, with the stiffs!

As for you Lawrie, you did your best to get Fulham relegated. Your tactics were a throw back to the days of the Wombles - high ball, long ball, high boot drudgery. Look what happened the following season after you had built "your team", a team in your own image, it took a mirwickle from Woy formerly of the Wovers to save the club from wellygation.

Compensation? Stop squealing like a stuck pig and look in the mirror. All compensation claimers are equal but some compensation claimers are less equal than others. Pigs usually wallow in shit, but in your case Lawrie, it sums up your ability!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lawrie takes it up the jacksie FACT

Hammersfan said...

I trust you mean the stick when he is stuck! Don't want to risk any legal actions. Allegedly is a better word than fact. The author disassociates himself from the comment above!!!!!!

Denbighammer said...

Quite right too. Sanchez was a useless clodder as a player and continued it as a manager. Made his name on one goal and thats it. Fack im'!