Thursday 9 April 2009

Kovac's lollipop. Who loves ya baby?


Yesterday I posted on Kovac being banned from the national Czech side because he was caught dining after an international defeat. What I didn't realise at the time was that his dinner partners included a group of prostitutes. Given the guy has previously been "rapped" for 'degenerate sexual behaviour involving a female reporter', one hesitates to guess what exactly was on the menu at their table. I bet it wasn't salad cream!

It seems that our blond bombshell is, as they say, a bit of a character. In 2004 he was done for urinating in a bottle in a busy bar. Classy, but not quite up to true West Ham standards, the boys in Claret and Blue don't bother with the bottle as a rule of course!

What with Tristan, Cole and now Kovac, poor Zola must be at his wits' end. No wonder the Czech was missing at the weekend! Does this signal the end of any prospective permanent deal in the future I wonder? What sort of example does this set to the kids at Upton Park? Or is this all an irrelevance? He wasn't on club duty after all, so why is it any of our business?

4 comments:

el Martillo said...

I hope the restaurant got cash because judging by the mattress he's pictured with; it's definitely a bouncing Czech. Why's there an arrow by the way? Every red blooded male knows where he'd like to go, we don't need directions!

Hammersfan said...

What are you talking about man? I'm wondering why there are so many bubbles in the water! Is Kovac blowing bubbles or is it the girlfriend?

el Martillo said...

If I'd been standing where he is I'd have blown a gasket let alone a bubble or two!

Hammersfan said...

And still he goes out on the town with some ladies of the night! Men!