Sunday 24 May 2009

Newcastle, Middlesboro, Sunderland, Hull and West Brom ALL RELEGATED!


So, it is scenes of dejection on Tyneside and from deep inside the smog, whilst they dance in the streets of Sunderland and Hull; but let's just get things into perspective. Needing a result to guarantee Premiership survival, THEY ALL LOST on the final day. How pathetic is that?

Newcastle will bemoan their luck and put it all down to a cruel deflection but that is absurd. Second half they didn't threaten; there wasn't a single moment when I thought, hang on, this could get interesting. Not with a bang but a whimper? They didn't even manage a whimper! It was a shameful performance - utterly clueless, gutless, passionless, call it what you will. No spunk? No bleeding testicles more like! I have seen some inept West Ham performances in my time but I have NEVER seen us look so inept and so devoid of passion in such an important game. And yet the carTOON Army were still chanting Shearer's name at the end! Personally, I feel cheated. I expected an afternoon of high drama but in the end I was struggling to stay awake. How bad is this Newcastle team? Or how bad is Shearer as a manager? Will he walk away now? That would probably be for the best for Newcastle but how gutless will he then appear? He arrived Teflon coated; now he is covered in shite whatever his decision!

But how sad is it to see Sunderland and Hull celebrating? How desperate is that? Hull - one win in 22 games! If any club did their best to keep another in the division, it was Hull City. Brown had better keep hold of that microphone - he should be a club singer based on the last 22 matches!

And Sunderland? Never mind today, look at their surrender at Portsmouth. How much did Keane spend to build that team? Ipswich must be off their trolleys to give him the manager's job. He has a screw loose and has as much financial acumen as a director of HBOS.

Hull survive with 35 points. That says it all. Sunderland survive with 37, one less than the recognised safety line. In truth they have all been relegated. They are ALL crap and an embarrassment to the Premiership.

And amazingly, given how inept Hull and Sunderland are, Shearer and Newcastle have still contrived to be relegated and keep their rivals up! Comic book stuff from the carTOON comedians!

18 comments:

charlie said...

How is Shearer covered in shite? He came in with eight games to go without any opportunity to make a real impact. The club was already fucked by December, and with the sorry players we have, Shearer was never going to make a huge difference. We were down a long time before he took over.

Hammersfan said...

No you weren't mate. You had three games at home, all of which were winnable. You won one of them! You went into today's game needing a draw and second half did not once look like scoring. Shearer has screwed up!

AddisMakem said...

Piss off you cockless twat

Hammersfan said...

LOL You think you had a great season do you Addis? Well, I suppose you didn't set a new record low for points in the Prem so you are progressing!

Anonymous said...

vile talentless hack.

Hammersfan said...

Which North East tackle are we talking about there then?

Anonymous said...

West Ham should have been relegated in 2007.

Roger, Tiger Forever. said...

I have never read such utter tosh. Sunderland will finish above West Ham next season, then we will see who is pathetic.

Anonymous said...

So we should adopt the West Ham strategy of staying in the PL....CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go blow your F***ing bubbles elsewhere..you prick

Anonymous said...

Yeah they all lost but they were all playing top 6 sides, so it's what you would expect to happen.

Denbighammer said...

LOL! Lost my 20 quid but I don't care. What a dull end to the season...Newcastle should have lost at least 2-0 - Carew's miss was atrocious. Sat with a Toon fan in the pub, he was embarassed. I can't believe we got relegated with 42points and this dross struggled to get 35! I think there is some rubbish in our league, despite being pleased Newcastle went down I think its a pretty hollow victory for Hull and Sunderland. As for Phil Brown - what a joke. Its finally time for him to be unmasked as an imposter. He isn't a football manager, he's a regional sales manager for a sunbed company who was given the job by accident! And another thing - take that f*ucking mike off you knob, you're not bloody Madonna!

Anonymous said...

Firstly West Ham were one of the worst teams to visit the Hawthorns this season. If West Ham can finish 9th it gives hope to all those teams at the bottom.

Anonymous said...

west ham fans like hammersfan shouldn't get to carried away, after all, they will be slugging it out with the likes of hull come next may, after a season of truely epic over acheivement! west ham in the top 10!!! there is hope for everyone!

Hammersfan said...

Cheer up you guys in the North East - there's always the lovely winter weather to look forward to!

Anonymous said...

West Ham are now a different team from when we played and lost to West Brom 22:28, and 23:13, what makes you think we will be slugging it out with Hull next season, is there any evidence that we are in decline and Hull are on the up and up? Overachievement?, more like improvement, the overachievers are surely Fulham?

Anonymous said...

Thank f#@k that shower are out of the league,good clear out, can't wait for next year and some real competition, up The Arsenal,(and the stoke fans were great today)

Anonymous said...

who's the west brom mug who said WHU were the worst team to play at the hawthorns, Yeah ok we had a bad day but you were the worst team to play at the hawthorns mate, that's why your playing scunthorpe next season!! you MUG

Anonymous said...

Phil Brown is a prick with his mic, if they beat man utd i'd understand, but if i were him (which im not) is applaud the fans then ask my players why we played shit against man utd b team and why we could only manage one win in 22 i think it is. Rubbish