Sunday 3 May 2009

Shearer's Newcastle Sinking In Perfect Storm


So another Newscastle Messiah is already up to his chin in toxic water after discovering that he can't walk on the Tyne after all. What a shame, it couldn't happen to a nicer, more self effacing guy than Alan Shearer! At least King Kev had a certain twatish charm about him. It was always obvious that the guy was a berk but at least he seemed to understand that himself. Shearer is a different kettle of fish entirely - he seems an arrogant son of a Bull Shark who looks after Number 9 at every turn.

Today summed it all up perfectly. Going to Liverpool, with zero prospect of winning anyway, King Al decided to leave Owen out of the team. Never mind sentimentality, Shearer was intent on showing that he was the big hard man who could make the big hard decisions. It's not aboot being nice, it's aboot being right. I haven't heard or read any interviews but I bet that's the jist of it. That and the usual, Michael is a professional and he understands and respects my decisions. Bollocks! I'll tell you what, that decision may just have sealed Newscastle's fate, not because of what happened at Anfield today but because Owen will not now care what happens to the Barcodes. He is off in the summer now, no question, and if Newscastle are to stay up, they need Owen scoring.

Meanwhile, Barton shoved another Big Alan decision squarely up his rectum when he got his marching orders. I well remember Shearer laying into Barton on MOTD, describing the guy as an insult to the game, so what is he doing picking the thug? Talk about hypocrisy! Well Barton duely delivered Shearer his just deserts and will now, presumably, be suspended from at least one of those "must win" home games! Brilliant!

Newscastle may yet stay up but only because Hull are so hopeless. My fingers are crossed, however, that a trawler out of the fishing port will land a major catch in its nets at the end of the season - dragging a washed out Shearer and and a washed up Dowie out of the North Sea after the Perfect Newscastle Storm!

And to think, West Ham were supposed to be the club in crisis!

31 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Whilst agreeing with your thoughts about Shearer - I would imagine that he knew that the Liverpool game would end in defeat and he therefore decided to rest Owen before their next two games - which are 'must wins'. I like the people in the north east and enjoy those three away games..... however, I hope Newcastle go down because I get fed up about the north east being described as a hot bed of football (what a strange term that is). Middlesborough simply deserve to go down.

Anonymous said...

cant wait for newcastle to go down! that massive club from the north east who haven't won anything in 50 or 60 years...2nd tier football is where they belong...but im sure afew west ham fans can give them some advice and comfort them abit, after all west ham have plenty of expierience in getting relegated! you spent most of your history as a yoyo club

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Hammersfan said...

Anon1800 said: Try taking your face for a shite you not very nice person!

(Edited to remove foul language)

Hammersfan said...

Anon 1828 said: "We are still above you Cockyfools"

Edited to remove racist term. No Y word please guys.

James said...
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Hammersfan said...

James Said: Hey. I think Shearer is a great guy. I would like Newcastle to stay up as they are an under achieving team, but with a decent manager and some patience they coudl win something.

ahh well...

Edited to remove cheap advertising of another site. Get on News Now if you want readers. Oh, I forgot, you have to be good enough!

Anonymous said...

Nothing like good old bitter and twisted football 'fans' kicking those who are down. Personally I think they deserve relegation but some of the nonsense in this article smacks of a bullied fat kid in a playground. somebody steal your chocolates, bubba?

Hammersfan said...

LOL Nice reply but what's merited that exactly?

el Martillo said...

The comment above attributed to me is not mine and you are not Saltbush Bill. Swearing was endemic on the Org. well before Fanno arrived, many of the contributors being unable to write a sentence without resorting to racism or abuse. Fanno's aliases were always obviously him, he didn't need to hide behind anonymity or pretend to be someone else because he put forward valid arguments. Arguments that you and your ilk had neither the wit nor the wisdom to counter.

Your response was to hound him from the site and his was to write this blog. A blog which produces at least one article a day, many of a quality that shows up the poverty of contributions on the Org.

You were fascinated by him before and now you spend more of your time here than there. I am sure he has no objection to that or to you putting forward your viewpoint. But there's the rub, you have no viewpoint, no opinions worth putting a name to. So you have resorted to pretending to be other people to be disruptive, you are truly a sad individual or more likely, individuals.

You wanted all of us that had opinions off the Org. and that is what you have got so why don't you go and enjoy it? Could it be that without us there is a distinct lack of genuine debate? I think you actually miss us and are just not man enough to admit it, let's face it you are not even man enough to give yourself a name.

el Martillo's bruv said...

Steady down Bruv, me thinks you may have got out of the wrong side of bed this morning. Quality articles, don't make me laugh. He gets little or no response from West Ham supporters apart from his little mates so just tries to get fans from other sites bombarding him with abuse. You love it but unfortunately you like being in control and unfortunately for you your not.

Seeker of truth said...

You were fascinated by him before. Now who's mouth have I heard that one come out of time and time again Martillo?

Hammersfan said...

This really is incredibly sad. So you understand the rules, I will delete as a matter of course anybody posting under the handle of somebody else. I will also delete any comment that is foully abusive or racist. That means the majority of the recent Klan Kontibutions have just been wiped. It is such an easy thing for me to do and I doubt anybody is in the least bit interested anyway. Feel free to keep posting, God knows how much time you are wasting. It literally takes one second to delete!

Seeker of truth and Justice said...

Well to be fair el Martillo look who's running it. This is the fan who believes that censorship should be banned on forums yet censors more posts in one thread than ever was censored in the proper one. This is the fan who hates swear words yet used to deliberately miswrite swear words on the proper forum to get round the filter. This is the fan who professes to hate racism but who used to stir up racist trouble at every opportunity on the proper forum. This is the fan who is getting extremely irate at people apparantly using other user names or post as anonymous yet had over so many aliases on the proper site that who knew who was arguing with whom? This is the fan that professes to hate violence yet wants to meet up with a fellow blogger for a "drink". I think the word hypocrite would be a very good sumnation don't you? As ye sow , so shall ye reap. This blog has turned into the school playground just like the proper blog was heading but is now reviving. Enjoy. It gives his fellow friends the Yioddos something to do I suppose. And this will give him something else to censor. Salty

Hammersfan said...

LOL Seeker of truth, a sensible post at last! It stays because you have not broken any of the rules. As have 90% of the Klan's inane posts.

Let's take those points in turn shall we? Racism first. I had a couple of Irish guys get angry when I posted about the HISTORY of the troubles in Ireland. I carry Celtic's posts which might just show that I have no racist attitudes towards the Irish and I have deleted racist comments against the Irish. I will reiterate that the history of Ireland is tragic and bloody, and say again that the blame lies on both sides of the divide. The Irish rebels in the C16th did terrible things to both English settlers and "symapthisers" - Irish people who worked on farms owned by Scots and Englishmen. The policy of "mutilation", cutting off ears, noses and limbs was truly disgusting. Cromwell was vicious in the C17th, but the English Puritans did not have a monopoly on brutality. The sectarian divide in the late C20th was shameful to both sides of the community. Murderers were harboured and protected by both the Catholic and Protestant communities in a way that was shameful to their shared "God". The failure of the government in the south of the island to declare Sinn Fein and the IRA illegal was an act of political cowardice which showed the extent of support for the IRA in the south, a support that was shameful because of the killing. If those views upset people then tough. They are valid opinions, not racism. The problem with the idiots on the org is that they can't tell the difference between considered opinion and knee jerk racism. That's why one of the leading members of the Klan voiced his support for Hitler and the Final Solution.

Now the alter egos. You guys still do not accept that Fanno operated only as Fanno, Alan Pardew fleetingly as a joke and, for a week, as stopatthecurbs - again as an open joke which everybody laughed at, including our now resident in Spain, hole digging, stay away from the booze at all cost friend. There were no other alter egos until the ban was applied - then just a series of one offs who everybody knew were Fanno because there was no attempt at concealment. But Fanno was only ever one poster at any given time apart from the Pardew and stopatthecurbs gags - oh and a central character who was planted some time ago and contributes to this day. The trouble is, you guys became obsessed, driving off other posters in your fear that they might be Fanno. They weren't. But you know better of course! I tell you what, Nev knows. Ask him when you are next up his backside! Fanno is still posting on the org and his identity will shock you when it is revealed. The joke is very much on you guys as you will see!

Swear words? Fanno used the same words as others on the site, with adapted spellings. Those words were acceptable on the org, there are two posts on there now with the F word and the C word in their headlines. Fanno came down to the level of the org, using the vocabulary of the org, but fighting against the racism implicit in the use of the Y word to describe Tottenham fans. This site does not allow racism or obscenities. Mild swear words are ok - bollocks, shite, that sort of stuff - but not the F or C word. Some struggle with that, the words are so ingrained into their language so I have to edit them out. That is the extent of the censorship on here, that and banning the posting under somebody else's handle and the use of racist terms. Can you imagine Nev leaving up insults targeted at him along the lines of those you post about me? No chance!

As for threats of violence, I have offered to meet you face to face for a beer to sort this out. When was the last time having a pint with somebody was termed violence? You have chosen to interpret the invitation in that way. What does that say about you? You reluctance to agree a meeting suggests you are afraid - but that is down to you, it is not based on any threats I have made. Unless you are afraid of beer of course! ; }

I don't mind giving over time to this debate. I don't mind you guys participating. I do wonder at your obsession though. Do you want me to send you through some naked pictures of myself to keep your right arms occupied when you are not typing contributions to here?

Terrified of Leaving a Name said...

So you got no alter egos and yet you are still posting on the mordant.org site. Yes that sounds about right. We await with bated breath to be astounded and shocked.

Hammersfan said...

LOL I have come clean and have been telling you that for some time. "We" will have to hold our breath for some time! I am enjoying that gag enormously. I know who you are but on the other hand...

Tell you what, I might start dribbling out some clues. Believe you me, you guys have NO IDEA at the moment and it is deliciously funny.

Terrified to Leave a Name said...

Has it occured to you that no-one cares? Stop larging yourself up. And you haven't a clue who I am Trev. I am Terrified to Leave a Name. So says someone with a name like el Martillo. I'm trembling with fear me.

Anonymous said...

SEEKER OF TRUTH & TERRIFIED TO LEAVE A NAME: you're bigging up 'moron.org' but have you noticed that it's not turning up on 'newsnow'? Can't be getting much traffic and must be getting a bit stale with the same old cronies rubbing each others back and stroking each others ego's as you do.... (it's like the 'blue oyster club')...

Anonymous said...

But it is on newsnow my friend. Time 9:53. Really does this blog get ANY facts right?

Hammersfan said...

Terrified, you do care, you care a lot! And you will care all the more when you find out who Fanno is because you will feel such an arse. You and your kronnies. Well, except one of course, who will be smiling at the delicious irony!

Seeker of truth and Justice said...

As I have told you once before we are just playing with you at the moment. Anymore of this crap re the org and you will feel the full force. Seen Gladiators when Russell Crowe says release hell, well that's exactly what you will get on here unless to wind your neck in.

Who are we Fanny? said...

I really don't mind if you are on org though I somehow doubt it. Truth is that it is bothering you a lot more that you don't know who's upsetting your little gang. You haven't got a clue, few little guesses but if you really knew you would come out. Actually didn't you and your friends do that some time ago.

Anonymous said...

SEEKER OF PENISES: You illiterate fool!

Anonymous said...

SEEKER : why don't you wind your little penis in and go back to mummy and the gay retards on the ORG...

Anonymous said...

Hotshot you are an illiterate moron so easy to spot.

Hammersfan said...

Keep posting guys, you really are making yourself sound soooooo pathetic and proving everything I said when writing as Fanno on the org. What you don't seem to get is that the identity of the poster doesn't matter. Each time you contribute you sound more and more thuggish and stupid. Your true colours are showing through. And as for our golfing professional German friend, I have your infamous post saved and I have your name. I am now toying with the idea of forwarding it to your employers. I think there is enough there for a prosecution under German law, never mind a dismissal. Keep swinging!

Anonymous said...

hammersfan you want to champion the anti racsist flag is starting to get a little extreme...is this a football blog or political one? are you a left wing activist? im not taking the piss, its a serious question.

Hammersfan said...

Anonymous1212, I will be voting Conservative at the next election so am a loooooonnnngggggg way from a left wing activist. I disagree very strongly with racism however. You don't know the history of some of this. Believe you me, some members of the Nazi Party would have baulked at the contents of the post I have saved. Disgusting does not come close to describing it!

Anonymous said...

ok fair enough.