Thursday 28 May 2009

So I was right, Bruce is getting the Sunderland job!



When I posted on Wednesday that Bruce was getting the Blunderland job, a host of Wearysiders replied that I was a twat, claiming I was wrong. I look forward to the Black Cats logging back on to my site and admitting they were wrong. It appears that, far from knowing F all about Sunderland, I do, in fact, know more than fans of the club!

I will reiterate, therefore, that Quinn humiliated Sbragia after the game on Sunday and that the choice of Bruce as the new manager is laughable. I go back to that fabulous quotation from Steve Bruce:

"I have always been a Newcastle lad and when I was a kid, I crawled under the turnstiles to get in to try and save a bob or whatever it was. They were my team, I went to support them as a boy and being a Geordie it's in-bred in you, you follow the club still the same today."

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are a twat.

Hammersfan said...

Am I?

Anonymous said...

yeah, a massive twat

Anonymous said...

Yeah you were right & i was right when i said this blog is shit so it looks like we are all having a good night

Anonymous said...

Newcastle fans turn to sunderland for entertainment in order to avoid the shame and embarrasment of their own teams affairs. . .

Congratulations, your IQ has now moved up a notch to four.

This blog is ass and this blogger is bollox.

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

No mate, them lot support West Spammm....

Anonymous said...

I'm a Hammers fan but not a fan of Hammersfan. Had a row with him a few weeks back, he called me sad or mad in the end just because I gave him a bit of stick, I thought he was a tosser. But I stopped looking back on this site for a good few weeks and it was blessed relief to be out, I come back (it's like watching a car crash in slow motion this site) and poor Hammersfan is still there being attacked left and right by well it appears 95% of the people that write on his blog. Which leads me to the conclusion that it is in fact Hammersfan that is sad AND mad, because he clealry enjoys being insulted, thrills at having the last word - mate it's like you're stuck in purgatory or something on here, you write a new blog what seems like every hour! You're hooked, it's an addiction isn't it? It really is. It must be. I really think you should have more of a break, you crave attention too much, you must have some mighty big hole in you the amount of attention you need to try and fill that hole. I got caught up in your bile for about 3/4 days maybe and I finally got out, shit man, you seem to be in here 24/7, I seriously fear for your mental health.

salty said...

well said

Anonymous said...

01:29: the opportunity for irony within your post scares me slightly.

What I enjoy the most about reading this crap is that we apparently all have something in common, which is, let's face it, practically on a religious level!? lol :)

Anonymous said...

I'm like that butcher off Corrie that is dead who said everything twice

Anonymous said...

This writing thing aint working out for you too well now is it fella. Maybe it time to give it up. Or maybe your ego is too inflated to allow it. Or the $10 adsense a year is keeping you fed?. . .Deluded?

Rob said...

oi, he was right, eat some crow.
move on, and we can all look forward to next season.
COME ON YOU IRONS!!!
But wait, swearing at him only show's your intelligence, or lack there of it.
I usually think this post is bullocks, but worth a laugh.

Hammersfan said...

0129 Obsessed, moi? I'm not sure mate. What's the time now? 0633? I suppose it depends on your life style. Some watch TV a lot. I just have the laptop on when I'm in the office or at home and look in once an hour for amusement. I do have this ability to do two things at once - watch TV, knock out a post. Read a report. Knock out a reply. Read a chapter of a novel. Hit another reply. I suppose you get plenty of time yourself, working as a night watchman. Jeez another 45 seconds of my life wasted. I need help!

Hammersfan said...

Hush Rob, we mustn't laugh, football is far too serious a business!

Anonymous said...

This forum certainly brings out some very creepy individuals that post their vitriolic bile knowing that they remain anonymous and unchallenged. It's a bit like the nice people that become monsters once behind a wheel. I remember once, one of my colleagues wives driving into our car park to pick up her husband. She forced my wife who was also picking me up, to stop sharp as she cut across our path coming in. Not realising it was her husband's boss's wife, she stuck her head through the window and screamed "you fucking bitch" at my wife. Then she recognised me and turned back into the nice apologetic human being she really was. The moral of the story? Just think about what you type before you make yourself look a complete pillock because that is all you do. No-one respects an abuser do they?

Hammersfan said...

I recognise that story! And I agree!

Anonymous said...

hammersfan is still a twat

Hammersfan said...

LOL Yep.

Anonymous said...

lets face it most people on here hate you but they keep coming back, so you must be doing something right !

Anonymous said...

"I just have the laptop on when I'm in the office or at home and look in once an hour for amusement." LOL as you would say. you don't think once an hour is obsessive? and ok, so you check once an hour but you write so many replies to people you're on the computer for most of that hour aren't you? but you still can't get it into your thick head what my main point is every time I write on this godforsaken site - you HAVE to HAVE the final word, and THAT is what makes you just as sad and mad as me if that's what you think I am, we're as bad as each other. Don't have the final word and I'll have some respect for you, don't write under anonymous either, I swear you do that to pretend you have supporters, if not some of the anons on here sound scarily like copies of you, like you've brainwashed them or something. And this is the funniest comment I've ever read on this site below - "This forum certainly brings out some very creepy individuals that post their vitriolic bile knowing that they remain anonymous and unchallenged." very funny anonymous I like your sense of humour - hilarious! I don't know but I'm just kind of guessing that Hammersfan MIGHT be a pseudonym - he is the biggest unchallenged anonymous tosser on this site - you and everyone else on this site will never give up their real identity so that really is the pot and kettle. I do agree that there are plenty of psycho's who visit this site, Hammersfan is EXTREMELY passive aggressive - Hammersfan is trying to brush off the fact that he is normal, well I don't believe in the word normal, what's normal? He certainly aint, neither am I or you for that matter. I don't lie to myself that's the main difference. And to (roughly) quote the one good line from Godfather 3 "Every time I try to get out - they keep pulling me back in!"

Anonymous said...

Why do I come keep coming back? It's a verbal boxing fight, and why do people love to fight so much? to rid themselves of tension, to tackle that dark primal nature that lies within all men, or whatever...what's so funny about this site is that Hammersfan thinks his 'clever' 'verbose' comebacks 'fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee' when all he is is a punch drunk hasbeen.

Hammersfan said...

LOL Give a name so I know it is you mate. Look, I love your passion. Yes you probably have some issues but, as you say, most of us do! I've got to do some work in a minute so can't reply for a while but it would be great if you were still here when I came back. Group therapy perhaps? I honestly do not reply to my own forums unless under my Hammersfan name - that would be mad wouldn't it? As for protecting my identity, Mr Vitout and the Klan say they have my name, number and address and have been threatening my life, my home and my family. There are some genuinely nasty people out there mate. I'm not one of them!

Anonymous said...

ok, respect your last comment Hammersfan - finally - would never make threatening comments like those other guys, think that's dangerous uncalled for stuff, also hate being dragged down to the gutter with my own comments, I actually dislike being vitriolic. all i ever do on these blogs is try to cut through the bull and the peacock strutting, it's verbal fighting, it's all it is, and you seem to have an amazing uncanny knack for bringing out the bile in people me included, and that I have to accept is actually some kind of talent - but yeah my passion for all things is extreme - I'm a creative person, it's also my job, and any creative person wants their work to simply resonate and be recognised. that's all that you want with your writing I'm sure, it's just I find some of your writing does often veer into darker territory, it is quite passive aggressive even though you say you cover it in a healthy dose of irony - but irony is a kid of passive aggressive tool it CAN, not always, invite aggression. but no one should endure family threats, you too are clearly a passionate person, can't stop you writing what you write and in a strange way I don't want to even if I could, I believe in freedom of speech, I suppose i regrettably believe that even a racist shouldn't be muffled, let their bile be heard to be the foolish nonsense it is, any fool that follows that racist bile was only going to follow it anyway. I actually try to look for the good in people rather than the bad but accept that we all come from such different backgrounds and have such different experiences some of us find it nigh on impossible to see eye to eye. give us a common enemy though and differences are often put aside. I actually wish you well for some unknown reason.

Tom said...

Hammersfan, I am a British soldier ... just home from the winter in Afhan, I was at the Boro cup game where my boy took a half time penalty during my leave ...

I love your blogs .... keep em comming .. its great fun and I love all the sado's that critisize you ... frre country, freedom of speach ... we all have a choice n all that ... well if you don't like .... read the Sun ..

Hammersfan said...

Cheers Anon.

Tom, great to hear from you. I tell you what, if this Blog helped one of our soldiers in Afghanistan to see the funny side of life, then it is worth its weight in gold! On behalf of everybody, thanks for doing a job none of us would have the courage to do. If you fancy knocking up a post entitled "Hammer on the Front Line" or something of that sort, I'd love to run it. Use the email scott.tracey38@yahoo.co.uk.

supernumbersix said...

Tom - welcome home. I saw your boy (I remember you being introduced) at the 'Boro game. Shame he wasn't playing that day.

Mind what you say on here about enjoying the site, or agreeing with HF - you'll get slagged off and have your sexuality questioned!

Look forward to seeing your boy play for the Irons one day.