Sunday 10 May 2009

Tottenham's King Arrested - Set Up the Guillotine!



Staggered and amazed by Tottenham edging ahead of West Ham on the back of a lucky point at Everton, Tottenham's Ledley King allegedly could not resist a night of unbridled celebration and so headed for...ahem, Soho...where he promptly got involved in a fight.

Amazing isn't it? His knees aren't up to playing a game of footy for England but, allegedly, they are perfectly fine for giving somebody a good kicking!

Still, you can't really blame Ledley for his celebrations. Tottenham have won absolutely nothing again this season, fighting relegation rather than challenging for a place in the top 4 for most of the season. Pulling level on points with little old West Ham United is the only thing these cockerels have to crow about these days.

Two games to go, and the big question in football is not who will be relegated, who will win the Prem or who will win the Champions League but can mega spending Tottenham hold on to eighth place? Nails are being bitten to the quick, strangers are being kicked in the street, key players missing, 'Arry's 'ead is twitching...the tension is unbearable.

Can they do it? Can Tottenham cling hold of eighth place even without missing players? The whole of the football world is holding its breath in an agony of expectation and doubt. Two games and six points to play for, two games and eighth place hangs in the balance, two games and...it's no good, the tension is just too much for me, I can't take it any more! I say, give them eighth place and have done with it. After spending all the money, surely eighth place is the very least that could be expected?

Eighth place after sploshing all that dosh? Isn't that akin to West Brom being relegated?

69 comments:

Anonymous said...

relatives shot is out of order, what u expect from a spammer

Anonymous said...

Please stop talking about Tottenham. It comes up on newsnow and its the only way you can get visitors. Why not just convert this to a Spurs blog? You write more articles about us then West Ham!

Anonymous said...

Way to utilize the tragedy a family as the catalyst for your parody. Absolutely no class.

Hammersfan said...

This is a West Ham blog, why should I convert it? And what difference would it make? It was still appear on the News Now page of Tottenham, only more often.

Relatives being shot is out of order mate. In South America it sometimes happens when a betting coup misses the mark because a plant doesn't fix a result successfully.

Hammersfan said...

King arrested is a tragedy? Is he King Lear all of a sudden?

Anonymous said...

lol hammersfan....it was very predictable that you would run this story today.... we finish below you its because your a much better team, and do it on a budget, blah blah...if we finish above you its because of the money we've spent... what you fail to mention though is we had the worst start to a season in over a hundred years, west ham are having one of their best seasons ever, and we are still above you! now thats embarressing!

Anonymous said...

sad
very sad

Anonymous said...

can i just point out your a bit of a cock.
Don't bother replying, its in-arguable

Anonymous said...

sad old west ham fans, wat av u won this year??? or better still have ever even eon anyfink, not in my life time any way.... hahahaha

Anonymous said...

it is usual behaviour of a west ham fan to bring up such a tragedy
picture yourself being in the position wilson palacios is in and then re-think what you said, you fucking asshole.
its people like you who make being a west ham such a joke, your pathetic!
lets hope you get attacked and kidnapped for 2 years

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Anonymous said...

It is a well thought out and researched article which i imagine could only be equaled by someone else with 10 mins to spare and an axe to grind about being, what equates to, a feeder club for Tottenham. Carrick & Defoe saw the writting on the wall as the spammers being 'also rans' and moved up to Tottenham. Yes, Carrick moved on to Man U, but lets face it they are Man U and all for a small 900% mark up. The tension about league positioning is almost as tense as whether West Ham would go down with a 'borrwed' player like Tevez or whether will be allowed into europe at all because of there little over sight/lying about who actually owned Tevez. Still never mind, because i for one would hate to see you in any sort of trouble, after all you have so helpful to Tottenham letting them have your best players and then relieving them of players like Davenport, Etherington etc. How are they by the way, I haven't heard of them for a while.

Anonymous said...

appologies to spurs fans and to hammers fans some people are just thick and idiotic.and hope both clubs are top 4 next season.

Anonymous said...

This is a rubbish read, sounds like a jealous kid. I hate all this spending money business. Spurs have actually made money on players this season and you can't just expect new signings just to slot right in and start challenging the big boys in the first season. Harry seems to have got them playing and its obvious where he needs to strengthen the team and who he needs to get rid of. West Ham are playing very well this term with few additions which I think has mainly been down to Zola being a legend but they also need some new players. We'll see the outcome of the Ledley situation but I'll be very suprised if it was anything more than self defence or just utter rubbish, he's a great professional.

Anonymous said...

You have no class, no taste, no sense of common decency and no respect for a footballers family who's had his brother murdered. Two Spurs players have already suffered family losses by criminal means already within the last couple of weeks and it's degenerates like you who give loyal Hammers fans a bad name. Spurs may not win anything this year but the Hammers have not won anything for the last couple of generations or so! You're crap and you know you are...!

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Anonymous said...

we'd all like to see this hammers jaw broke, its indecent human beings like you who are so smug and believe your above common decency!

Anonymous said...

this is really cringe worthy, hammersfan would you be man enough to admit that you rely on spurs and liverpool stories to get most of your hits? and that when you run west ham threads you dont get much, even though this is a west ham blog

Hammersfan said...

To the Tottenham fans who want to see my jaw "snapped", that makes you very decent human beings. To the Tottenham fan who wants me kidnapped for two years, what a charming individual you are.

I don't say I am happy that the brother has been shot, but he has. It is a single line in the article and is the reason why you will be without your best player for the next two games. I have no idea why it has happened but the last time something like this happened to a famous footballer it was drugs and match fixing related.

Anonymous said...

This is not a West Ham blog, it is the work of a complete nutter and a sad lonely old man. He not only makes real West Ham fans cringe but I think every other fan who has the misfortune to read the utter garbage he trots out.

Anonymous said...

West Ham 0 Spurs 2
Spurs 1 West Ham

Oh how those results hurt like a dagger to the heart!

Hammersfan said...

1216, people respond when angry. If I write an article that is chippy about West ham, it gets quite a few replies. You must remember that a high percentage of Hammers can't read and write. And not all of our caravans have electricity!

Anonymous said...

"This is not a West Ham blog, it is the work of a complete nutter and a sad lonely old man"

It's little different to other West Ham fans when the subject of Tottenham comes up

Anonymous said...

i hope one of your family get murdered, then we can all have a laugh about it down the lane you west ham pikey.

spurs worst league start for 100 years

west ham best season for years

and were above you

speaks volumes

KKK Hammer said...

Anon 1209, its in hand Bruv!!!

Hammersfan said...

1224 LOL Flushed out as a tranny on one strand so in with his bully boy comments on another. Grow up and change that handle, that is truly offensive!

Anonymous said...

with regards to you being kidnapped for 2 years, im merely putting that thought in your head as that is what wilson palacios' brother has gone through
so for you to even bring up such a tragedy in an article about cussing our great leader, it is simply sad to just know you have nothing else to talk about
(apart from the fact you could be blogging about how great DiMichele's dive was yesterday?)

Anonymous said...

scott tracey you are a mug and a joke

Hammersfan said...

1223, lovely. I repeat, I do not say I am happy about what has happened to Palacios, but it has happened and it is a factor on whether or not you guys hold on to eighth place!

Hammersfan said...

Tell you what, I'll remove the Palacious comment as it is being received in the wrong way.

Hammersfan said...

OK now?

Anonymous said...

hammersfan, good comeback at 12.22 lol, touche

Anonymous said...

i still hope someone in your family gets murdered scott

Hammersfan said...

1228. How did you know? Such is my growing fame that my face is being carried on a new celebrity mug that will be appearing in good stores across the land. Beneath my picture is a joke, "Why did the cockerel spend mega millions to get to the other side of the road? Somebody told him that was eighth place!" ; }

Unknown said...

what's with you lot's obsession with spurs? we are NOT your rivals.i certainly do not look forward to playing you any differently than i would qpr,leyton orient,barnet or millwall.
and as for alluding that wilson's family is involved with drugs.well that about sums you up.
you are a grade A arsehole and i would imagine most west ham fans reading your drivel would be ashamed and embarrased and rightfully so.

Hammersfan said...

1231, what a sad person you are!

Anonymous said...

8th guarantees finishing ahead of west ham for about the next 20 years so ill take that every year

Hammersfan said...

John, I do not say Wilson's family is involved with drugs, I say I do not know why it has happened but the last time this happened to a famous footballer, it was drugs and match fixing related. Big difference!

Anonymous said...

why bother taking the palacios comment off now you've already said it dont change it on our behalf!!
just consider what your going to say before you next do say something!

Hammersfan said...

LOL 1235, brilliant, you disprove every "We don't see West Ham as rivals" comment in one simple sentence! We spend all this money to finish above West Ham! Brilliant! So brilliant I am going to paste it here and in reply to every "We don't see West Ham as rivals comment from now on! Classic! Thanks! Share your name mate!

"8th guarantees finishing ahead of west ham for about the next 20 years so ill take that every year"

Brilliant!

Hammersfan said...

1237, no pleasing some people! I would say I'd shot myself in the foot but that may be taken in bad taste! ; }

Anonymous said...

nobody minds if you really do shoot yourself in the foot

Unknown said...

the implication is there.it's called guilt by association.you didn't say it but you implied it.you were trying to qualify your disgusting palacious comment and now you're backtracking.have the common decency to just sympathise with the man without your accusing guesses.

Anonymous said...

where on 1235 does it say We spend all this money to finish above West Ham? when it comes to league positions at the moment arsenal and chelsea are way ahead so until we catch them im happy to finish above your east london pikeys

Hammersfan said...

Implication is sometimes assumed by inference. You inferred a link - that makes you at fault! Tricky eh?

steve said...

embarassed to be a hammer yesterday and even more so today when i see what this clown has written

Unknown said...

weasel words.you have already removed the palacious comment because it was 'received'in the wrong way.now if you have any decency you will remove your genius observation about the last high profile killing in that region of the world and it's link to wilson's family.spineless.

Anonymous said...

Concerning that we dont take you as your rivals, I find it very true, I cant talk for other yids, but I just dont care for west ham ... until I saw this blog of yours on newsnow this season, now I realy care about beating you as it stops you writing yet another article on us for atleast 1 week!!

Anonymous said...

Look, this is a shit blog site with shit topics. So why dont people avoid 'thegamesgonecrazy' instead of replying to every lame story posted??

Hammersfan aka Scott Tracey is a cock, its nothing new

Hammersfan said...

LOL 1326, I guess for the same reason that you are replying and trying desperately to stop others from doing so - the blog is irresistible, unlike so much of the bland stuff on the net. Please try not to swear, it only flaunts your lack of intelligence, as does posting on this site that people shouldn't post on this site. Stupid or what? ; 0

spooky said...

I don't quite get this article. King has a habit of getting sloshed and thrown out of clubs or refused admission.

All I see here is another incident slightly blown out of proportion by a nightclub bouncer, so hurt by the committed ABH, that he can't wait to get his face in front of a Sky News camera to tell the word about his pain.

King has issues. He has to take responsibility. Same with Spurs over Kings conduct. He should be resting if he wants to prolong his playing career. Unless of course he knows its coming to an end.

There's not that much new here, is there? Players get fucked out of their heads all the time. Unlucky that there is always someone around with a mobile phone and Sky on speed dial.

spooky said...

Also mate. The rest of the article is a bit of a fishing attempt, isn't it?

Us finishing above West Ham is no big deal. It never is. All this 'spending money' lark is all relative too. But if you lot finish above us, farking 'ell, we won't hear the end of it.

Anonymous said...

Spooks, if they finish above Spurs again (they did it last season too you know - you might not have realised because because don't mention it much,) I reckon that may well herald another open top bus parade. Last seen in the east end when they finished sixth in the Championship and squeaked through the playoffs.

Anonymous said...

hammersfan does it bother you that you are the ridicule of whu fans and blogs/sites?..that fact says so much more than i or any other spurs fan could say!

Jobe said...

It's exactly these kind of stupid articels that give us Hammers a bad name. What is the point of all this bitterness? I don't particularly like Spurs but that doesnt mean I like this rubbish. Terrible article.

Life of Iron said...

on a lighter note at least city are losing and neither spurs or whu will drop any places today

Hammersfan said...

You guys keep responding!

Anonymous said...

You can tell the pikey Spuds fans are bitter and twisted people by some of there comments towards west ham,they are scum fans and nobody likes them because of there self importance,arrogance and being deluded.You say that we are obssessed with you but im thinking its the other way round where you dont stop whinging about us WEST HAM.you say we aint rivals!?!? so who is your rivals then??? because you aint in the same league with the likes of chelsea or the mighty arsenal who are clearly the biggest and most respected side in north london,so that rules them out of being your rivals.can it be that there is no other teams in london!?muppets,wake up and realise we are RIVALS you bitter deluded fools.

Anonymous said...

lol at the gypsy poster above....so desperate for spurs to be a real rival of west ham....its cringe worthy

spooky said...

Stop believing the hype.

I've never hated West Ham. Sure, some of your fans are obsessed (see, now its my turn to use a stereotype) but even though you might not be considered a 'big club' by the media - you are a club with history and tradition. And much like Spurs, a club that WANTS to play football and not sacrifice points for anything less.

As for all this rival stuff - I agree and disagree with the Anon who posted at 16:03.

EVERYONE outside the Elite Sky Sports Four is our rival. Some more than others. For example, when I'd say Everton and Villa are more our rivals than let's say Pompey or Wigan.

As for actual rivalry in the true sense - then sure, you're a rival club in that you are London based and both sets of fans have grown up 'together', so there is good humoured banter along with the over-the-top stuff.

But don't think for a second we have you anywhere near the likes of Arsenal or Chelsea.

What you think just because we are not in the 'same league' as either of them, suddenly our rivalry is deemed redundant? Get a fucking grip mate.

There's plenty of humour when we play West Ham. Compare it to when we play the filth from the Bridge. It's not in the same league.

I'm not trying to understate things between us and you. I'm simply stating fact.

As for others, they might bang on about financial reports and fanbase and money available to spend on players and power to attract players of a higher calibre etc. But it's a mish mash of opinions.

Anonymous said...

what you fail to mention though is we had the worst start to a season in over a hundred years, west ham are having one of their best seasons ever, and we are still above you! now thats embarressing!

Hammersfan said...

Is it? Why? Tottenham are such a BIGGGGGGGGG club and have spent so much money. Why should we feel embarrassed when half our team has been out injured all season?

spooky said...

Who claims we are a big club exactly? All I hear is you telling us that we tell everyone we're a big club.

The definition of what constitutes a big club is one of those discussions that can go on and on and on.

You seem to want to prolong it even further.

Anonymous said...

Spurs haven't won anything this season?? Ha ha that's a joke from you sad pricks! 1980 was the last time your joke of a club won anything!
30 YEARS AND COUNTING!! PATHETIC

Anonymous said...

According to you w@nkers Tottenham were 'going down' a few months ago!
Now we are above your shower of sh*t after taking 6 points from you in your Cup Finals!
**YOU ARE NOT OUR RIVALS, NEVER WILL BE OUR RIVALS AND TO TOTTENHAM YOU ARE LOOKED UPON LIKE AN ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER - SO STOP THINKING WE CARE ABOUT YOU PRICKS**

Hammersfan said...

If you don't care, why do you keep replying? I NEVER post on a Tottenham blog. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan, that was my 1st comment so what do you mean keep posting?? And the reason I managed to stumble upon your complete and utter drivel was because it featured in the 'Spurs' section on Newsnow.
You have never posted a comment on a Spurs chatroom yet you like to dedicate entire posts to Tottenham? Who's the one with the inferiority complex? When will you get it into your thick, pikey, no-brained head that you are NOT and NEVER have been our rivals?

Hammersfan said...

Two visits now, and this one wasn't provoked by an article on the Tottenham board at News Now was it? Not a rival but drawn like a fly to the web of a West Ham blog. Why's that then? Want a picture of me for your bedroom wall?