Wednesday 13 May 2009

West Ham to Sign Borgia


Sources close to the club are claiming that West Ham are pursuing Lucrezia Borgia, a controversial individual reputed "to walk on air" but with an uncompromising attitude when it comes to winning. One expert described Borgia as "single minded and fierce in the challenge".

Italian magazine "Il Football Ora" described Borgia as "il bell'assassino", the beautiful assassin, a reference to the unique combination of grace and steel.

Zola has reputedly been impressed by Borgia's intense commitment to winning. The article in "Il Football Ora" says, "Nothing stands in the way of Borgia and victory. Winning is everything."

Quite how Borgia will be used, if signed, is unclear at this stage but it is thought that Steve Clarke has identified Borgia's unique talents as ideal for any fixture with Tottenham Hotspur. "Believe you me," said Luigi Cantolini, "Borgia has the ability to kill Tottenham off just like that. Never mind what happened in May 2006, Tottenham will have seen nothing yet should the Hammers capture Borgia!"

23 comments:

Hayden214 said...

Oh dear, Oh dear.

Anonymous said...

sorry who is this player who does he play for ? i just keep dreaming for tevez to come back he would of won premier league and champions league medals by the end of this year so why not come back he loved it at upton park and he still does
id be happy 4 that to be our only signing 4 two years trust me

Anonymous said...

you are making this blog a laughing stock, it's getting dafter each day

Anonymous said...

Stop posting crap articles about West Ham every day.

Hammersfan said...

0029 No.

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan don't let this site become any more of an embarrassment to West Ham

Anonymous said...

It's almost funny. But, I fear, not in the way intended.

Hammersfan said...

I do wish people would stop posting poisonous comments on this blog.

Anonymous said...

I Love Lucy.but dont we all?

Hammersfan said...

Different class mate, great on the ball!

Savio said...

Stop posting drivel and people will stop posting poison! Iain's blog is a great example of how things should be done...

Tubs said...

That's for this, but no info on the players age, position, or club.

I've no grip against you personally Hammersfan, freedom of speech and all that, I just hate seeing these articles pop up on NewsNow as I rely on that site for REAL news.

Anonymous said...

lol...."kill off tottenham"....7 goals without reply... and counting...will take more than a nobody from italy to change that!

MancHammer said...

Bugger Borgia .. he'll pick up too many red cards and will spend most of the season in the stands. I think we shuold go for machiavelli; a tactical midfield genius and just the man to unpick defences.

Anonymous said...

The constant misleading headlines this site is churning out is an embarrassment.

I'll add it to the 'don't bother' list.

supernumbersix said...

MancHammer - I Don't agree Machiavelli is too tactical, spends too much time thinking about how to battle the opposition.
But I think they should go after the other Borgia, Rodrigo, instead. Used to play for Valencia. Fantastic attacking full back. Loves to make overlapping runs. Could fit in nicely in the WHU renaissance.

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manchammer said...

I like your thinking supernumbersix.. but when it comes to outflanking and overlapping the Boy Rommel is surely the master

Unknown said...

MancHammer - He was indeed the master at outflanking but he left the Bundesliga, joined North African side, FC Tobruk - unfortunately he tanked....

Hammersfan said...

LOL Manc, Supernumbersix and George. But even funnier the Tottenham fan and the poster who wants to know the club that Borgia plays for! I blame the teachers!

Hammersfan said...

LOL And the joke clearly went over Savio's head!

tofeet said...
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Hammersfan said...

tofeet said

You're so boring. You remind me of a certain dickhead off the WHO forums.

(Unfortunately he was unable to express himself without using the F word! Another orger joins the site!)