Saturday 20 June 2009

Parker On Holiday With Club Physio


Interesting to read that Scotty Parker is on holiday with a club physio. Apparently Zola is determined to have the tough tackling midfielder back fit and firing come the start of next season. Given the problem is a deep seated groin strain, I wonder if the physio will be keeping an eye on any holiday bedroom action? If so, I hope he's not standing ten yards wide of the bed when Scotty shoots, otherwise he might get an eyeful!

Behrami also has a physio at home with him in Switzerland. It is amazing the lengths the club will go to when it values players isn't it?

So, Parker and Behrami have personal one to one care because the club value them so highly; but what does that then tell you about Beano and Dyer? Unless they are holidaying in a BUPA hospital, it seems odd that these two are not receiving the same level of one to one care. Maybe they regard a holiday as a holiday and don't want to be bothered with tiresome things like fitness regimes?

Another slice of pizza Beano? What, one THAT big?

8 comments:

Scott Parker said...

I'm going to shoot one in your wife's mouth

Anonymous said...

Deano has been back in light training since before the season ended, he won't need a physio on holiday with him, maybe you should stop ripping into him and keep up to date with the west ham site more

Anonymous said...

what an absolute mug u really are deano nd dyer are2 of our most important players

MUG

Anonymous said...

Dire likes ayia Napa, enough to scare any psycho (i mean physio)!!!

Although you could get a certain U21 manager on to the case.

toon fan Peta

Hammersfan said...

1716, with Scotty's radar she won't need a mouthwash!

Hammersfan said...

1958, you can't use the f word. I could edit your post down to wit if you like.

MarkleDish said...

Fabulous piece of satirical irony, keep it up hammersfan, very funny

Hammersfan said...

Cheers Markle