Tuesday 23 June 2009

West Ham Land Jiminy Cricket!


OK, we missed out on Master Bates, Terry Mancini, Fanni and probably Aquefresca, but we have landed one player with a funny name already this summer, Jimenez Cricket!

I suspect that this is a brilliant marketing ploy from the Board. With the news that the Disney Corporation have taken over the Setanta contract, how appropriate that we should suddenly land a leading Disney character.

We have Jiminy Cricket, so who is next? How about Pinocchio to play up front with him? Well Van Nistelroy is rumoured to be surplus to requirements at Real Madrid!

Altogether Jiminy, "I'm for ever blowing bubbles!"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! We should have kept onto Davide DeMickey Mouse.

Hammersfan said...

We shouldn't have sold Anton Goofey!

Hammersfan said...

Sorry, Goofy!

Anonymous said...

So LBM must be one of the clowns in Dumbo! He sure plays like one!!!

Anonymous said...

again a great post very humerouse keep em up informative aswell as witty ha ha

Anonymous said...

And was The Konch another one of the clowns coz he sure had the flat feet, lol!

el martillo said...

Let's hope he's test match cricket and not more Twenty20 rubbish!

Anonymous said...

I feel dumber for having read this blog...

Anonymous said...

Anon 13:52
Keep reading and you'll become so dumb you'll lose the ability to read and you'll never have to come on here again.
Problem solved.

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan. This is just too much looney toons.

Billbanksy