Tuesday 25 August 2009

Zola in Diamante Raid


Zola has got his man - at last! It is looking as if we really have signed somebody this time, with Diamante apparently in tears, begging to be allowed to join us. That probably means the Mafia had money on the deal being done before the transfer window closed!

How good is the guy? You tell me! Apparently he is a cross between Zola and Di Canio! I hope that doesn't mean that he is 5 feet nothing tall and arrives in a black shirt making Nazi salutes to the crowd before refusing to travel north of the Watford Gap! Fatty Dowd had better watch out the next time he officiates one of our matches. The ground would sure shake if Diamante did a Di Canio on him!

It's great to ave a real diamond geezer in the team at last aint it?

14 comments:

el martillo said...

A real diamond geezer? Let's hope so, but he sounds more like costume jewellery to me! Talking of paste, are we going to sign Marijuana Chamakh? Is he the deadly striking hashishan we've been seeking or just another old dope?

Hammersfan said...

Good to see you back Marty.

Basildon said...

Yeah good to see you back Marty, where has Fanno been hiding you?

Hammersfan said...

Well Basildon, you've managed to crawl out of your own arse again I see!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, because Park ji-sung was rushed to Man Utd by the triads, Arshavin - the Russians and Lescott the yobs down Mersyside. I don't suppose you believe all teenagers are up to mischief do you?

Hammersfan said...

You what? Oh I see, the Mafia gag. I think the Russians were involved in Arshavings' transfer weren't they?

Basildon said...

LMFAO since you have fetched back one of your "clan" can't you bring back one of our other favourites, you know we all miss Salty, BDH, Tom Hanks and of course Denbigh.

Hammersfan said...

Who knows Basilon, your goading invitation may provoke a response. More chance of Tom Hanks resurfacing on the org though, given the resident Nazi has popped up again.

el martillo said...

Oh dear, Basildon bombed. I'm not in anyone's clan mate.

Basildon said...

If your refering to IG he never went away sweetie, not worked out who he is yet? As for you Martillo it is rather strange how you resurface when your master is in trouble, bit like you did on the org.

Hammersfan said...

Oh do share sweetie, he hasn't been posting under his own name on the org since the last intervention of Mr Hanks. Why is that? Poor Spanish Bill was feeling isolated without his fellow Head Klansman. His appeal was so very touching to read.

Amazing that Fanno was strong enough to make IG say things he really didn't mean; at least, that's the way Bill sees it. Is IG really that shallow or is he his own man with his own mind? Did he mean what he said about Hitler and the Final Solution? Mr Hanks still has the transcript.

supernumbersix said...

Looking forward to returning to the playground? Might be a little surprise for you when you do.

Hammersfan said...

LOL I can't wait!

Tom Hanks said...

Some interesting comments, think a little trip to the org is in order!