Saturday 1 May 2010

Shock Injury News!


Kieron Dyer, it seems, is out for the rest of the season! What a shocker! I'm sure this information will be headline news...in BUPA Weekly anyway!

Of course, Kieron insists that he is not a dead loss and that he has just been unlucky with injuries. How many starts was it again this season? Four in the Premier League and one in the League Cup, and Dyer, of course, applied the Reverse Law of Mastermind in every one of those games: I've started so I won't finish!

Let's not be harsh on the guy though, he also came off the bench six times! Crocked? Absolutely not, Dyer insists! Fit only to retire? You must be joking! I hear there's a positive spring in his step every time he visits a cashpoint!

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