Tuesday 31 August 2010

Deadline Day - A Scream Ride In Prospect!

Yobo on loan? Why? We have centre backs coming out of our ears! Behrami to Palermo? Probably for six bob and two empty Tizer bottles. Upson shipped out? But where? Who wants him? Apart from Capello of course!

Da Costa must be leaving surely? He is a Nani man and they seem to be carriers of the Bubonic Plague as far as Goldfinger and Scullimanga are concerned. A 28 year old left back who will cost us £1.5million? Well he must be brilliant mustn't he?

A beanpole striker from Brescia?  Another deal involving Nani? How many times do we want to be shafted exactly?

Parker to Tottenham, Keane to West Ham? Well I've been predicting that for some time and the papers have caught up with me at last. Will it happen though? I can see Parker going but I'm not so sure Keane will agree to the deal.

Cole to Liverpool? Well Woy has bought Onecapchesky so it looks like he is recruiting journeymen.

By the end of today we will have a much clearer picture of what is happening at the club we love. We could end up with a team fit for the Fizzy Pop or we could be equipped to storm into, well 17th is just about the best we can hope for!

Fasten the seat belts, it is going to be a bumpy ride!

7 comments:

USA Dave said...

HF, I'm starting to get the feeling we've been duped. Had. Bamboozled. Shafted. 17th is the best we can hope for and that's all I am asking for.

Chunky said...

OK so it seems we are in a battle for Babel with Cole possibly going the other way. So just to clarify, that would be +1 midfielder, -1 Forward. If this goes through and we cannot find another striker we will be worse off than we are now.

With our midfield and defence being loaded up, perhaps grant favors a 5-5-0 formation!

Anonymous said...

Scott parker has just said on ssn that he is staying at west ham. you loose again HF

Stani Army said...

Anyone else depressed?

Grumpy said...

England will win the World Cup, WRONG, Cole will be a success for England, WRONG and Parker will be leaving oh dear WRONG. Keep working on those predictions Trevor!!

TBI said...

My seatbelt came undone and I'm still hurtling towards the ground at breakneck speed, so fast that I feel sick to my stomach knowing what awaits me.

Hammersfan said...

Ride closed until January! Bloody Thorpe Park!