Saturday 28 August 2010

Man Utd away. No worries!


A trip to Old Trafford, what's the problem? We arrive on an unbeaten run of one game with the Mancs reeling from a one game run without a victory. Our defence was water tight last game, where as Ferguson's misfits shipped two goals and only snatched a draw courtesy of an own goal. We scored the last penalty we were awarded, Nani missed from the spot. The 5.30 start helps too, Man Utd don't do so well in these early evening kick offs: it's probably down to nerves, knowing that they are being watched by a huge television audience.

What's to stop us repeating that never to be forgotten victory in the last game of the Great Escape? True we haven't got Tevez, but we have Piquionne instead! Or that memorable Di Canio inspired victory? True we haven't got Di Canio but we have...well Piquionne instead!

Never mind Bubbles and all that "Fortune's always hiding" stuff, let's try a new anthem for today!

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy.
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

Ain't got no points to start the day
Bolton came and took them away
Don't worry, be happy.
Landlord says your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy.

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no striker to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

8 comments:

H4MM3R said...

Spector at his best....AGAIN

Stani Army said...

What was the point in bringing Piquionne on when it was far too late to get back in the game? What was the point in bringing on Stanislas in the last minute? And he picked your favourite player Spector HF!

Gold, Sullivan, Brady, Brown, Grant out! Give us our club back!

TurdsOut! said...

Avram is worse than Zola - and you must know deep down that it's true HF

Gold, Sullivan,Brady,Brown,Grant out! said...

Going to the dogs - fast track!

Hammersfan said...

After three games? No. We will see. Who did we beat last season under Zola? Did we win any of the equivalent games? Nope. We are one point down on last season so far. It was Zola who dug the grave and dumped the corpse in it. Grant has been tasked with exhuming and reviving the corpse that Zola left behind.

HammerSmith said...

12:46 I agree he is crap - he's a yes man - played none of his signings? played spector? lbm not subbed? signed read? I could go on.... but I'm sure you get my drift. He is rubbish and he won't be with us next season, and we won't be in the PL - which will make him a worse manager than Zola!

Gold, Sullivan,Brady,Brown,Grant out! said...

13.05 agreed

HammerSmith said...

15.54 thanks!