Friday 31 December 2010

2010 and all that c**p!

Well 2010 is nearly behind us, and thank God for that! I'm not sure if it is the worst calandar year in the history of the club - there's too much misery involved in looking back over all the years of failure - but they can't come much worse can they? How many wins? How many points? Seven wins in the Prem - yes just SEVEN in an entire calander year - and just 34 points in total. 34 points - no team has survived in the Prem with 34 points have they? We sit at the foot of the Prem at the end of the year for a reason and that reason is not Grant and is not the Davids either. They inherited a complete mess.

There have been highs and lows of course. There always are. The worst low? It has to be the opening 4 games of this season. As tough as those games were, we went into the season with hope and that hope exploded like an infected bowel force fed vindaloo. The performance at Villa was truly diarrhea. Grant picked a poor team and Villa annihilated us. It could have been seven. But look at where Villa are in the table now. The Chelsea and Bolton performances were not as bad - in fact we competed for 45 minutes of both games - but we lost because of the same old failings. Defeat at Old Trafford was inevitable but the selection of Spector was again a key factor. What does this guy do on the training field to merit selection?

Had we taken four points from those first four games, we would be on the shoulder of the mid table pack. That terrible start has weighed us down ever since. That and the failure to win any of the home games against the three promoted clubs. On comparable results, Grant is ahead of Zola in the Grantazola Index, but Portsmouth, Burnley and Hull are no longer in the division and we took 9 points off those three at Upton Park!

Staying with the lows, the three worst performances of the season were the two 3-0 hammerings at Anfield - virtual carbon copies of each other - and that dreadful surrender at home to Wolves. We didn't compete in any of those games. If we repeat the result against Wolves at the weekend, we are relegated, no question.

And the highs? That Ilan goal at Everton that gave us hope. The Parker goal against Wigan that gave us belief. The appalling form of Hull and Burnley over the second half of the season because that saved us. The victory over Tottenham which suggested we can play football. The Carling Cup adventure. And we have retained the Ashes!

But 2010 will be remembered for the surreal too. Sullivan's email for one. Zola's holiday in Sardinia for another. The signing of Mido. Mido for God's sake! The weight problems of McCarthy.

And for a select band, 2010 was the nightmare to end all nightmares. Robert Green will have cold sweats at the mere mention of the year and Collison will hate the year to his dying day.

At the end of the year is there hope? Noble has come again. Tomkins has come again. Green may have come again. Collison will return. Sears is looking promising. If he can stay fit, Hines may come again. Stanislas is looking promising too. Before his injury, Da Costa was looking half decent. And the Davids are dusting down the cheque book!

Here's to the end of 2010, the ultimate nightmare year! Let's look at the positives. We didn't go bankrupt. We have reduced the debt. Our recent results haven't been that bad. We are in the semifinal of the Carling Cup. It aint all bad is it?

Let's make a resolution, to UNITE behind Grant and the team. To back them to succeed. To stop the moaning and accept that the mess is not of the making of the current owners or management and pray that we can somehow pull ourselves out of the shit we find ourselves in. The in fighting isn't helping, the tension inside Upton Park isn't helping, the booing isn't helping, the persecution of the likes of Cole isn't helping. We support this team don't we? Let's start celebrating in 2011instead of bleating!

11 comments:

Hammersfan said...

And I know there is a spelling error in the picture caption but it looked too much like Avram to be rejected!

Chunky said...

HF, is that really you? :)

Happy new year everyone. Lets hope that by the end of 2011 we are a Premiership side with a Carling Cup and a steady ship to boot.

John said...

Yes, and lets start tomorrow. Let the twelth man be heard as never before, and will this team to a 3 point victory.

Anonymous said...

i totally agree with you john. coyi

Stani Army said...

Stani did warn you about the over-excitement of pre-season results HF.

I'm firmly behind the team! As for the owners and manager, they can take a long walk off a short cliff. I definitely see them for who they are.

Hammersfan said...

But we go over the cliff with them don't we? So just try to see the positives. Recents results have been goodish. Victory over Wolves would give us a real chance of climbing the table.

Stani Army said...

Not necessarily.

I try to see the realities HF. What if we lose against Wolves? And even if we do win, we've played a game more than most of the teams.

G&S need to spend like they didnt want to this January and early. Their hand has been forced. They will have to go that bit further to improve the squad so the players that come can help the manager get out of trouble. It is clear he cannot do it with what he has at the moment.

We had a lot of problems at our club yet you have to admit that Grant and G&S have wasted the first chance at trying to address them (Pre-season purchases). They cannot afford to waste the next chance i.e January.

fred149 said...

yes stani id rather have gold and sullivan then have got relegated last year with a 9 poiint deduction

John said...

There were not that many takers for the club Stani and probably the D's were the best bet for the club at that critical time, and you must remember there always appears to be four or five clubs chasing the players we want and can afford. I have to agree with Hf for the rest of the season we should all stop bitching and get right behind the club and all that are in it. Of course whether I personally will manage that remains to be seen

Stani Army said...

Fred,
We had 3 buyers for the club. The bank chose the owners that would be best for them, not the club. The choice was NOT between relegation and 9 point deduction or G&S. Only a simpleton or someone that has been hoodwinked would believe such a thing.

Fred, John,
G, S & B are only good for themselves. I will support my team but not these owners or this manager.

Despite all their lies and clear lack of class and judgement, you carry on believing in G, S & B? It's up to you. Just as long as you come back here when they have finished raping our club.

John said...

I admit I have strong reservations about a move to the Olympic stadium but it has not happened yet and I have not been there yet to assess the situation and know nothing of any proposed alterations. One advantage for a lot of people living in Essex is fast public transportation right to the ground. However if you can't see the game when you get there it not a lot of good, but they also must realise this.
Other than the ground situation I don't quite see how they have stripped and raped the club. They would appear to be running it on a far sounder business footing than anyone else has for many years by eradicating waste. They are evidently cutting down the losses and gradually paying off the bankers. It would appear they are hanging on to the best players.
They were unlucky with Hitzpuller getting injured otherwise I think he would have been a very good signing and Piqionne and Obena have not been too bad either.
They certainly did not strip Birmingham City when they purchased the club for a quid and were very successful there leaving the club halfway up the premiership and valued at 80 million so class or no class they have proved they can run a premiership football club successfully.
I have not got class Stani but I have been successful against all the odds. Give G & S a chance and stop being a snob