Sunday 26 December 2010

Feeling Green After Christmas Day

Poor old Robert Green. You can just imagine him, waking up this morning in a cold sweat and his wife asking, "What's the matter darling?"
"I've just had a terrible nightmare!" Rob replies, still trembling.
"What was it about?" the wife says, giving him a cuddle.
"It was the whole of 2010!" Rob confides.
"Never mind," comes the reply, with Rob pressed close to her chest like a baby. "2010 is nearly behind us darling and you have a match to look forward to today."
"Do I?" asks Rob. "Who am I playing?"
"Only Fulham. And Clint Dempsey!"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pulled off his standard game changing saves, made an AMAZING reaction save in 2nd half. Generally brilliant performance. Yet again your personal agenda gets in the way of an objective analysis on your part. And you were wrong...again. COYI ! Long live Rob Green, a man vilified by pious idiots with short memories.

Hammersfan said...

Or Rob Green, a man immortalised by pliant idiots with goldfish memories!

But he was superb today which is why I rated him 10. That save from Johnson was very, very, very special! Delighted to see it!

Anonymous said...

no one's immortalising him. I think he is a fantastic keeper who made a horrendous error on a big stage. Pretty much all of your arguments are semantic and reliant on controversy to satisfy your "against the tide" persona which is irksome to say the least

Hammersfan said...

Climb out of your own arse and see this for what it is, hopefully closure on a nightmare year for Green. See my match report today. I give full credit for an impressive showing.

Anonymous said...

HF happy rating: 2