...the Guardian for breaking the news that...
"West Ham will sell Matthew Upson and Kieran Dyer if price is right"
If the price is right? A price, for Dyer? If anybody agrees to meet his wage demands, we will pay for the taxi to take him there. In fact, if anybody offers to pay 50% of his salary until July, we will pay for the taxi to take him there, even if it's a black cab and the destination is Sydney!
Putting a price on Dyer is like me demanding a wage for joining Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman in a threesome!
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LOL And they have just edited it on News Now in response to the award! Love it!
It gets better and better! Goal.com have run the headline and story!
The most contradictive headline I've ever read:
"Why do West Ham fans put personal ego and prejudice above their love for the club?"
Never has one person been more guilty of this than HF himself.
Contadictive? Is this a dick that impregnates itself maybe? Contradictive? Terrorists that support the government perhaps? Contradictive? Could be a new contaceptive that guarantees conception? Contradictive? No, it's a word used by somebody trying to sound clever which makes him sound a complete arse instead! Very contradictive Scott!
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