Monday 17 January 2011

Official Site Breaks The News We've All Been Waiting For! - At Last!

So at long last, the speculation is over, the guessing can stop, the position has been clarified and we all know where we stand. What's that? The position regarding Grant? No, not that. Clarification regarding O'Neill? No, not exactly.

No, far more importantly, the OS has announced that Facebook fans now top 100,000 and new stadium tours  have been announced - that's new tours of the current stadium in case you thought something important had happened in relation to our Olympic Stadium bid - and Bridge is looking forward, which is most unfortunate because he really could do with looking sideways along the line of the defence to avoid playing opponents onside in future!

Dear God, how do they have the audacity to insult our intelligence like this? 100,000 Facebook fans? They have some bloody face to keep churning out this PR bullshit when we don't even know if we have a manager! Disgraceful. The club should be maintaining a dignified silence at the very least.

Hang on, what am I saying? West Ham and dignity are sadly words that no longer go together in a sentence!

9 comments:

el martillo said...

David Gold's daughter's nanny has recently been charged with trying to poison the family by spiking their food with screen wash. When questioned by police she allegedly said; "I got the idea from Jacqueline's dad David, he's been giving the West Ham fans a load of eyewash recently and they're all looking pretty sick"

Hammersfan said...

Very good!

OSP said...

Maybe this is better news,
Ripped;

West Ham midfielder Valon Behrami is expected to complete a £4.5m move to Fiorentina in the next 24 hours.
Behrami has suffered a nightmare spell at Upton Park this season and has failed to command a regular first-team place.
The Swiss international is keen to get his career back on track and would relish a move back to Italy.
Behrami joined West Ham from Lazio back in July 2008, but his family have failed to settle in London and he has fallen out of favour with Avram Grant.
West Ham are hoping to use the funds to strengthen their squad in other areas during the January transfer window.
COYHe'sABitOfAnAnimalIrons

Hammersfan said...

I'll believe it when it actually happens mate. We seem to have been here before! If only we had sold him when Man City were rumoured to be interested. The figure then was £12m to £17m and it was only 10 months ago! Now THAT is deflation!

Anonymous said...

Apparently O Neill is distancing himself, reported on the BBC 24 hour news, just caught the end of it. So much for that, another crass move by the Porn duo & Brady.

All I can think is that they must actually WANT this situation - nobody could be THAT stupid ?

gateman

Stani Army said...

Yep, BBC site saying O'Neil said no! Jolly or Allardyce anyone?

Stani Army said...

Sun's saying the same thing and that Grant's after Joe Cole!

"West Ham have also been linked with axed Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce. But managers may now be reluctant to tread where O'Neill would not, knowing how bad it would make them look. A source close to O'Neill told SunSport: "Martin couldn't take over in such circumstances. "He has a lot of affection for West Ham and wanted the job but not like this.",

Gold Sullivan Brady out! Theyre disgracing our club.

Anonymous said...

Yes to Joe Cole and a striker, with Hitz and Collison to return we might just be able to claw ourselves out of this mess.

Anonymous said...

"'ll believe it when it actually happens mate. We seem to have been here before!" yeah we've been here before, remember your Parker's off summer? Or your 'if he's not off now it's definitely January' autumn? Keep spinning HF...