Thursday 27 January 2011

Tug of War Battle to Retain Dyer

Contributed by Claret & Blue

Chris Powell has confirmed that he is looking to bring in Dyer sometime in the near future. Powell believes that Dyer has enough knowledge and determination for the game and that he can help boost their chances of being promoted to the Championship this season. West Ham United are trying their best to keep hold of Dyer but it remains to be seen whether they will convince him to stay.

Wait, hold on a minute. Stop right there. WHU are trying their best to keep hold of Dyer? Am I hearing that correctly? Surely last night’s performance is proof that he just doesn’t have the talent in this day and age and that selling him would be the perfect solution, and take a chunk out the weekly wage payouts? Surely his constant injuries are a sign that he is finished in the business?

Finding someone who is interested in Dyer is very, very, very rare. I’d snap Powell’s hand off if I was a senior decision maker at West Ham. Gold, Sullivan, Grant, you might all be down after last night but come on, that’s an offer you should be taking up right away. You should be sending a taxi to Dyer’s apartment and telling him to make his way over to Charlton immediately. Come on, pull your fingers out guys, we need the money…

…huh? They aren’t buying Dyer? They’re going to pay a bit of compo and get him on a free instead. How can West Ham sit back and allow this to happen? Dyer is worth more than that, surely, even if he does spend 90% of his time on the treatment table. He has a contract too and must have at least 2 years remaining on it. I mean BUPA would pay a fee just to use him as parts!

Oooooh, it's Alex Dyer… the well respected reserve team coach, not Kieron the unispiring, overrated waste of space. Of course, it all makes sense now. Damn…and I thought Kieron Dyer was finally on his way out the club. First the signing of the wrong O’Neill and now this. Next we’ll be signing Wright Phillips and Bradley will turn up!!"

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