Friday 18 March 2011

Queen Karren Brady Insists Mirror Is Cracked!

"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" demands Queen Karren as she takes out a legal action against the left wing rag for suggesting that she has sought to undermine Dear Old Uncle Avram. Perish the thought!

Her Royal Highness has always been solidly behind the man in the lucky scarf. Time and again, she has stressed how brilliant Avram is at his job and the goodly Queen was the very first to deny all rumours that Martin O'Neill had been offered the position of West Ham manager. It is true that no words were actually spoken by Her Majesty on the subject, and it is also true that a ringing endorsement of the incumbent manager was not forthcoming in her "Diary" in the rival Sun newspaper, and it is true too that the World and his wife were allowed to believe that O'Neill had agreed to take the job, with no denials from the Club whatsoever; but who cares about little details like that?

And so what if the Royal Prerogative was exercised when Her Majesty decided to announce to the world that we would not be signing Sidwell, without first telling Avram who was banking on the carrot topped midfielder bolstering his ranks; with the mighty Spector first in reserve, that was just a technical oversight!

No, Queen Karren has never once sought to undermine Mr Grant and has always offered him her total backing. That is clear to everybody! So, I'm glad we've got that straight!

In fact, Queen Karren loves Avram so much that she's probably planning on giving him a big red apple as soon as the season's over!

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