Thursday 14 April 2011

Carlton Cole Asks Searching Question About Tactics

There no pulling the wool over Carlton's eyes is there? After years of watching Bond movies, West Ham's very own shaken but not stirred has hit upon a major flaw in the tactics of Bond's villains. The Claret & Blue Q enquires, "Why do James bond villains always kill their brother, best friend immediately but when they met bond they keep him alive & reveal their plan" (sic).

Good point Carlton. But we could ask back, "Why do Carlton Cole shots always hit the back of the net in training but when he meets a Premiership keeper he pauses and pauses & reveals his plan, allowing the keeper to make an easy save and keeping the opposition alive?"

Two of life's great imponderables eh Carlton? 

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