Monday 5 September 2011

Kieran Ilunga or Herita Dyer - Same bleeding difference!

I learnt yesterday that Ilunga allegedly turned down a loan to Celtic, preferring to spend the season being busy doing nothing rather than playing semi competitive football in the land of Macbeth. What a disgrace this guy is!

Apparently, he wasn't prepared to go out on a 6 month loan, it had to be for the full season. Why? Because then he would have to put in a shift, trying to secure a contract for the second half of the year. Far better to bed down a deal for 12 months and then, well bed down for the year.

Like Dyer, Ilunga goes into hibernation in August and only wakes up in July. A few friendlies are fine, but when the real action commences, Rita doesn't fancy it. Doctor Evil didn't quite grasp this at first and gave the guy a chance. And how was he rewarded? By three goals from the left in two home games costing us three crucial points.

We shipped out Dyer when his contract eventually expired and it is odds on that we will be stuck with the money sucking Rita leech until he is out of contract too. And to think, in his first season he was in the running for Hammer of the Year. But he was playing for that lucrative contract then, wasn't he?

14 comments:

jimwhu said...

hes a useless cnut maybe the dildo brothers could pay him off you think where is his ambition he could have played in the europa league as well as the shit scotish league so what does he want money fcuk him off get rid of the cnut

Stani said...

Semi competitive! Hahahaa

The Scots today is It HF?

Andy Harding said...

A typical mercenary from Africa, i cant believe British clubs are sucked in by this. What happens when African teams play in world cups ? they have a world stage, and then they go on strike for more money, and Ilunga played for a massive contract, got it and went on strike, i can see a trend here. And if you look at African players in football you will see what i mean.

Anonymous said...

Rita is a disgrace to himself......3+mistakes of the same unprofessional calibre lack of interest rather than concentration......let him rot don't even think about the reserves or the kids he ain't worth it. If he wants to waste the talent he was given shame on him but don't let him in our team he is scum

Anonymous said...

bloody hell - can this news be any older? you only learnt yesterday? wake up man, the season is on!

Anonymous said...

I come to England on the weekends - is it possible for me to get the tickets for me and my son for this Portsmouth game? If so I appreciate anyone if you tell me how?

Anonymous said...

Kevin in Manchester writes..

I too am disappointed with Illunga but have to say until he fell over and let Cardiff in for their goal he's played something of blinder with a number of last ditch tackles and headers.

Attacking he's better than McCartney and has at least one or two assists with sweet crosses. Perhaps he's a confidence player and with the crowd obviously on his back he can't settle.

As to the goals coming from the left.. most do don't they? Being that the majority of players are right footed so there is a bias to attack down the left flank.

I have more time for him than Dyer- can't imagine life has been quite the bed of roses growing up in DRC compared to the cossetting Dyer has received.

USA Dave said...

Sam will ruin him for this, I reckon. Rita will be cast into the football wilderness until we are done with him. He made a decision that will haunt him for a long time.

Karma, Rita. Its a bitch, isnt it?

Anonymous said...

@08:53 you beat me to it - this news is old news.

Anonymous said...

09:10 don't expect an answer this isn't a friendly place.

Anonymous said...

08:18 dunno about looking at African players Andy - it's looking at Mel that would give me the horrors.

Hammersfan said...

You answered. But not helpfully!

You can get tickets via the Official Site.

Anonymous said...

Nice put down 17:07 for EDL's Andy, checked out Mel and see what you mean

Anonymous said...

Andy's missus is a wrong'un - looks like a fella!