Friday 30 December 2011

Allardyce wishing on a star.

It's beginning to look as if Doctor Evil's wish list is precisely that - a wish list. And that to fund his dreams, we may be willing to part with our best players.

Two bids of £3m each have already been rejected. Cardiff have told us where to stick our money when we made a speculative call about Whittingham - a player who has already been found wanting at the highest level by the way - and Huddersfield have said no thanks in reply to our enquiry for Rhodes. It's a good job that Allardyce has identified 25 players in total because those at the top of his list seem to be unrealistic targets at the money we are prepared to part with.

Meanwhile, QPR and Newcastle are being linked with Tomkins, and Fulham apparently fancy Cole. And the figures being quoted? Well, coincidentally, £3m!

So, clubs are offering the same figure for our proven players as we are offering for "nearly men" and "maybe men" who we are trying to buy. Let's hope the money for selling one is not being used to buy the a.n.other!

9 comments:

PM24 said...

Firstly HF another great pic of a beautiful female ass! Don't no where you find them but they alone will keep me returning to your site!
Secondly £3 million for tomkins is poultry, that needs to be doubled and some, and Im sure our owners and manager are aware of that. He is our best defender and is proven in the premiership so to sell him to fund a move for an unproven prem player would be irresponsible. We need to keep green, tomkins and cole for our return to the prem.

Hammersfan said...

I don't find them on Green Street, that's for sure mate!

Anonymous said...

I love the quality of the people who post here - no for know and poultry for paltry - you must be so proud.

Hammersfan said...

Football fans. What do you expect? Mind you, Paul meant £3m was chicken feed, the joke simple went over your head. The "no" was a double negative joke that you couldn't grasp. He aquired all his English talents on the Org by the way. That's why I used to try to improve people's English when I was on the site. So people like you wouldn't seek to belittle them in life!

Hammersfan said...

Mind you, he is a great judge of a female's back side!

John said...

They have always said they would not sell our best players

Anonymous said...

15:52 that's as maybe but there's still a big difference between an ass and an ARSE!

Hammersfan said...

Yes but I have on good authority that Paul is hung like a donkey so every bit of arse wants to be his ass.

PM24 said...

Your not wrong HF you have a reliable source ;)
15.34 to be honest I do feel it's important to write and spell English properly. But because of my line of work, gas engineer, I havnt really had to since I was 16. Hasn't stopped me coining it in though. This ain't a classroom, this is a site for people from all walks of life, including boring bellends like yourself