Torres & Tevez? Nope Vaz Te & Maynard

Give Sullivan his due, he does love to give it large! Three times we bid for Tevez apparently and three times the cock crowed "No" as Unreal City held out for £30m + from Inter or AC Milan. What were they thinking of? And as for Torres, why wouldn't Chelsea let him spend a month of rehabilitation at Upton Park in the middle of their campaign to finish in the top 4 of the Prem and win the FA Cup and the Champions League?

Crazy.

But who needs Tevez and Torres when you have Maynard and Vaz Te eh?