Tuesday 5 June 2012

QPR's Barton On Brokeback Mountain?

So, Joey took a slap outside a gay club. Interesting. Is this why the QPR man is so angry? Is he a repressed homosexual, at war with the world because of his inability to come to terms with his sexuality?

Everything is fitting into place. Maybe that's why he opted to play for Queen's Park Rangers? I would suggest that Mark Hughes now puts an arm around Barton's shoulders, but there is a danger that such a gesture would be misinterpreted.

Poor Joey. No wonder he has taken to reading books!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

and so what if he is gay?

Hammersfan said...

Go up to Joey and ask him that! But sell tickets in advance!

Anonymous said...

Do you often fantasise about whether or not men are gay? Don't feel bad about coming out.

Sad that you are still trolling about QPR.

Anonymous said...

Scraping the barrel now childish playground stuff you really are boring

Anonymous said...

What about Ian Bishop wasn't he a screamer

Hammersfan said...

There were stories about Bishop and Morley, yes, and that allegedly ended in violence.

Can I just make clear that I am neither saying that Barton is gay nor that I woud have an issue with him being gay if that was indeed the case. Sometimes, however, repressed sexuality does express itself in depression and / or violence. Joey clearly has demons and these demons may be bright red or pretty pink. He wouldn't have been outside a gay club just to stir up trouble surely? He's too intelligent for that!

According to Barton on Twatter he was "‘sucker punched in the back of the head" - well that's no way to treat somebody being so obliging is it?