Friday 6 July 2012

After SPL Rejection Glasgow Rangers To Form Tennis Team

Cheer up all you Gers, you may be playing footy in the bottom tier of the SFL next season, but at least Andy Murray is in the Wimbledon final. Time to change sports guys!

What is McCoist up to, calling for Rangers to be dumped into the third division? Is this a desperate attempt to butter everybody up, an all too late attempt to appear humble and contrite? Surely it won't wash!

So where does Scottish football go from here? How do Stirling Albion, with a capacity of 3,808, cope with the Glasgow Hordes who will descend upon them, the entrails of Catholics stapled to their tartan kilts?

And what will Celtic do, stripped of the revenue from local derbies against their hated rivals? It just won't be the same will it? Perhaps a section of the Celtic crowd can be persuaded to don the Rangers blue just so they can all enjoy the usual bundle!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

scottish football died 10 year ago, as for rangers they should start in divison 3, they are the rules

Anonymous said...

stick to your own small minded racist bollocks you dickhead. You understand nothing about Glasgow if you are posting this. I've been to your stadium and seen and heard the way you morons act. go and have a jelly eel. stick your knee up your mother brown and leave us alone.

Seamus1967 said...

"leave us alone" ????

football is football.

Anyway, nice blog. But Rangers can't play tennis. Tennis has rules.

Anonymous said...

Just thought I would pop along to your awful, attention-seeking blog after reading of the imminent signing of Ji-sung Park by my beloved QPR . :-) Along with the signings we have already made and the press conference on Monday which is expected to reveal that we have acquired land to build another stadium, we are kicking right on don't you agree? Have to say, I'm a bit disappointed all you mention is the possible departure of Paddy Kenny dirty Leeds :-( Oh well, must go, I have an ambitious and going places club to follow. Ps, great signing is Paul McCartney! He could play Let It Be for you :-) COYRS

Anonymous said...

Hammer Horr or show at the franz stadium as irons get weinie bashed

Anonymous said...

Been to Upton Park a few times and I have to say the atmosphere is the phenomenal! The fans are amazing! It is a shame what has happened to Rangers, I think its only fair they start in Division 3 and hopefully Scottish football will settle into a sustainable position. Needs to go to summer Football, makes sense both logistically and surely for a better TV deal. I have to say though that I have been surprised by a number of Rangers fans, first game of the season against Brechin City and a small number of their fans signing anti-tartan army chants! Yet more irony when they sing god save the queen yet it is her majesty's Revenue & customs that sent them into liquidation, although most of them were sound enough.