Tuesday 24 July 2012

How many keepers does one club need?

With the priorities pace and flair in midfield and defensive gumption at the back, West Ham just keep signing keepers. OK we have lost Green, but do we really need Juicy, Henderson and now Spiegel, who sounds like a Swallow from Mossad reporting in the German press!

None of us know anything about this kid, like none of us knew anything about Stech, Boffin and Lastpickever - and looked what happened to them!

Instead of buggering around forming a foreign legion academy for Yeovil Town, our resident muppets Sullivan & Gold need to get their product out of their backsides and start recruiting players with the ability to keep us in the Prem. As things stand, we are in for a season of struggle with a capital S!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes yes we do need three seniorish goal keepers. Silly question

Anonymous said...

Nounce?!?!

The more I read of your blog the more I feel that you just don't know much about football.

Anonymous said...

Hope so!!!

Anonymous said...

Seeing as we've lost Green, Boffin, Kurucz, Stech and Cowler since the end of last season, I don't think that this is something that is strange! Technically we have 2 less than we did before.

Albert Squire said...

You most certainly Do Not know anything about football. Big Sam knows excactly what the Irons are in for this coming season and thats why he's going to play 3 keepers. Due to inflation staying still not only are those two incompetents supplying blow up dolls to make up a squad,but Sam has to blow them up himself.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, you know how many keepers we've lost? Green, Boffin, Stetch....

Anonymous said...

11:52 you beat me to it. Obviously HF didn't notice the departure of 5 keepers.