Saturday 11 August 2012

Hell Hadji Diouf, Warnock and Leeds United - A Marriage Made In Hades!

I suppose there was a certain inevitability about this, given that Leeds DisUnited's fans delight in the "Dirty" tag and have no say in the way their club is run anyway.

When Allardyce invited Hell Hadji to West Ham for a trial, the fans were up in arms. This blog, and others, voiced outrage at the prospect of the Spitting Image joining West Ham and Doctor Evil was told by the Board to back off. Alienating the fans by mocking the West Ham way was bad enough, signing the deeply reviled Diouf was a step too far.

So Diouf joined Doncaster, and like the Portsmouth signings made by Warnock, suffered relegation. True, like On the Buses favourite Varney, Diouf scored against West Ham, but there was a certain inevitability about that, given the way the fans blocked his move to the Boleyn. And after the game against Doncaster, Diouf confirmed that Allardyce had wanted him but the fans had prevented his signing, saying, "“They said I had a problem with the fans. That’s why they didn’t sign me. That was a big mistake for West Ham because if you see the game today I love Sam Allardyce, and he would love to have me in his team.”

Well, on behalf of all West Ham fans, I would like to say that Leeds are welcome to Diouf. He is a perfect fit for a club loathed the length and breadth of the country, a club managed by the despised Warnock and a club that already has the disgusting Brown on its books. Dirty, dirty Leeds indeed. But the old Revie team at least possessed quality, unlike this rag bag mob of journeymen and cloggers!

Who next? Joey Barton? He hates Warnock but if Hell Hadji can forgive Warnock for calling him a "sewar rat", why can't Joey and Neil kiss and make up. Given his scrap outside a gay club, Joey might even be ok with tongues!

Meanwhile, Leeds are off to a good start after crushing newly promoted Shrewsbury Town 4-0.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about some praise for the Mighty Leeds winning 4-0 today. Reg Varney scored and the Sewer Rat got a run. You so wish you were us don't you Hammerhead

Anton said...

How did you ever get a woman interested enough to allow you to get her knocked up. Beyond me.

Anonymous said...

I bet you live in a bedroom at your mams house you sad little southern bum-boy. You'll have never been to a real footy match in your life. Billy no mates, knocking one out when you get a hit on your shit blog. You cockney gobshites have even been run out of your own city by foriegners. What a gaylord spastic you are.

Elevator Love said...

Love that penultimate paragraph, bless you and your naive little cotton socks! Good luck this season you bubble blowing shandy drinker. MOT

Bob said...

He was booed when his name was anounced, and again when he came on ... We dont want him but beggers cant be choosers ...

Your lot could actually do with him looking at your pre season results ... Worse than poor, your keepers, defenders and attackers look like average championship signings ... And your only decent striker is being offered all over the place .... Big sam already planning for next season

Out of the 3 goalies that big sam signed (all from relegated teams i might add) whos his first choice? Mind you i see youve lost 4 keepers (they must have been good) Green would probably made a good back up keeper for Kenny. Lol

Bye the way ... Is your lot still moving to the olympic stadium ... If they are, are you happy with that? A ground in a different area of london, fans a million miles from the pitch and no chance of filling it so atmosphere will be sh** at best .. and will it be yours or is the mighty orient sharing? Did Gold and Sullivan have upton park earmarked as a porn emporium? Or more east london slum housing?

The moving home, the style of football ... Are you Wimbledon in disguise .... keep the fafe HF ... Big Sam and G&S have your club at heart ... Just like Warnock and KB do ours ... I think!

Anonymous said...

Yeah but like Warnock, he's a bastard but he's our bastard. Another person in the Leeds fold that rubs people up the wrong way, this blog is a prime example of this. As for composed signings, keep an eye out for big Rondolph Austin. And have you not just signed a 31 year old?

Anonymous said...

What a fcuking fly turd you are spammerspas .

Anonymous said...

Yet again another pointless blog from a guy that knows sweet FA about leeds united

Anonymous said...

Thought you might post some shitty article about this, something that really doesn't concern you or any other fan who doesn't support the mighty whites, your predictable, get yr kicks from a computer screen and your a cock.

anonymous said...

I love reading your comic,it's quite funny. But I would love to know something about you,I imagine you being a spotty little nerd,scared of his own shadow,hiding behind this blog ,anonymously. Go on,tell us something about yourself. PS: apart from the anti Leeds crap,you sometimes have a few valid points,shame your so jelous.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking about starting a leeds united blog and writing about west ham every week.

Anonymous said...

post sent at 19.25 is bang on bet you still live with your mam.
you reptile go and get a life and grow up and then start supporting a team that might actually do something this year.

mutant

anonymous said...

I like reading this comc blog,its quite amusing! Can you tell us something about yourself,cause we all get the impression your some spotty little nerd hiding behind this blog,which is a shame because apart from the anti Leeds shite spouted out you maybe have a "few" valid points. I am a Midlands Leeds fan and know plenty of supporters in my area alone,which shows how's massive Leeds are,we are bigger than a one city team.I know one west ham fan(in his 80).lol. I need to know where the jealousy comes from.

Unknown said...

just like to say hammersfan i find your articles highly amusing and enjoyable . i am a leeds fan and can take it all in jest . we had a good start to the season. could i say though hold off the insults of yorkshireman as we are the finest in the country haha

Anonymous said...

Controversial it may be but boring it isn't.

Why - even your West Ham site is getting excited about it and lamenting what could have been!

Meanwhile at West Ham zzzzzzzzzzzz, yawn, , long ball, goals conceded against non league sides, zzzzzzzzzzzz, yawn, no goals without Nolan, zzzzzzzz, yawn, Nolan scores......chicken dance. Losing to non league sides!

Hurray, old man Diarra signs, oh the excitement! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, yawn. Russuan hats, big coats, long balls, miserable faces, worried looks, zzzzzzz, oh the beautiful game played the right way, zzzzzzzz, yawn - let the good times roll!

Anonymous said...

I thınk 7 goals and 14 assısts ın 24 games ın a very poor donny team speaks for ıtself. Warnock, leeds and dıouf are hated yes, why are we hated though? İt certaınly aınt because were one of lifes loser ıs ıt? On another note 4 nil to the mıghty whıtes playıng passıng football :-D and the takeover just days from completıon :-D kınd of blows yours and your heros(clarkonenıl) vıews out of the waters and proves you dont know what you are talkıng about. Warnock speaks from expırıence, ıs proven, has tactıcal nouse, great man manager and been there and done ıt! He obvıously thınks dıouf ıs good enough, look what he dıd to the last tempremental trouble maker he had tarrabt :-D keep talkıng drıvel! we wıll keep rammıng ıt back ın your face anp provıng yous WRONG!! Peace out from a lound and proud DİRTY LEEES UNİTED FAN WHO IS MARCHİNG ON TOGETHER WİTH EVERY LEEDS UNİTED FAN AROUND THE GLOBE

Anonymous said...

There's nothing about this blog, this article and just your general existance that doesn't scream you are a cretinous little man. You have no understanding of loyalty or community so you cling to the hits Leeds fans bring you in an attempt to feel part of something.

You don't belong. You never will. And I will happily support an abomination like Diouf as long as he wears a Leeds shirt over someone as low as you.

You deserve only contempt from both the Leeds fans and also the hammers fans you continuously let down with your continued focus on us.

You are pathetic. MOT

pete said...

Too many Leeds fans take offence at your bloggs....I love em, I really don't understand why you have so much interest in our little family run club but you do make me smile. I could open a sensible debate about the comings and going/ups and downs about everything Leeds but the last three attempts to post on here have failed even though I haven't ever posted abuse or disapproval..

Anonymous said...

I heard that he turned West Ham down because they're shite.

Anonymous said...

said little man

Anonymous said...

No body likes wet spam anyway.

Anonymous said...

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU PEARLY SPENCER...YOU WONT SEE US OR HEAR US..YOU WILL FEEL IT...

Anonymous said...

And so we move on from boring spammerspas....and Yorkshire win YET another gold ;) .........its not hard is it ......? Spammerspas :) .......getting sick of seeing all the gold post box's .....up narth ...u Southern twat .........jog on u knob !

Anonymous said...

This guy clearly has no brain,so give the guy some sympathy,hate people who bleed the state dry!!MOT,PS LEEDS ARE MASSSIVE WEST HAM ARE BANTHA FODDER!!!

Anonymous said...

Some of your blogs are good but you really ask for the loathing and we did not want this guy but there is no denying he is a good footballer. Just stop the hatred, you put up a good story but ruin it by being a fickle cockney *#%# post for the people that like a different view not for a pathetic reaction...

Anonymous said...

I don't mind reading your blogs when you're having a laugh, but this is just bollocks

Anonymous said...

Potentially great signing, especially on non contract basis so if he kicks off it's bye bye.
Try and name another player of his quality for the same cost, you wont find one.
As for him being unpopular so what he will fit right in, we revel in being unpopular. The more people hate us the better we get.
So welcome Diouf looking forward to it already.
Forever White.

Anonymous said...

Now i am an old man & have followed Leeds since God knows when.Look out !!! This is the same sort of team Revie put together.By the way ....Like ur Jibes ...Good fun.See u in the Prem

Anonymous said...

records set to carry on been broken in east London, first the olympics then the very enjoyable sight of bubble blowing mallet heads being relegated with record low points tally, glad you finally got a manager who really plays it the west ham way, going to enjoy watching you on tv, especially the close ups of your care in the community fans zipping up their puffer jackets to hide their brand new shirts CAN'T WAIT !

Anonymous said...

Spammerfan you claım west ham are thıs bıg club the fact ıs you are a yo yo club. How many trophys you got? Or yeah one!! You slag us and the fact of the matter ıs, kenny better goalıe than your 3 combıned, drury better than mcartney, pearce and lees better than reed and tomkıns, austın becchio mcormack dıouf are also better than what you have(maıga? Nolan are good). Watch the ımpact we make and the players we sıgn when we are ın the prem next year! Just ın tıme for a handful of kıds to come through from the 15 or so 18year olds comıng through now and push for europe agaın!! Do you remember the tıme we got some qualıty kıds through? We bullıed a tın pot çlub for shıt defender who couldnt play ın a back 4 :-D we moulded hım ınto a passıng tacklıng sılky defender and nearly conquered europe..... No wonder your sh@tıng your pants watchıng us 24/7. Dırty leeds dırty leeds dırty leeds :-)

John Lyall's claret and blue army said...

To all Leeds fans:
Good luck in the Championship next season.
I have always enjoyed West Ham v Leeds Utd games,and the sooner you get back to the PL the better.

Both sets of fans are great in their own way,and there is no reason to hate each other.

Anonymous said...

No they won't 0041.

Reputation aside Diouf would walk into your current West Ham side which admittedly is why you won't stay up this season (I.e. rather than him still being premiership quality). However, let's give the boy a chance. My old boss used to live in the same block of appartments as him in Liverpool and said he was actually really charming. Could be the missing piece in the jigsaw and can play with Becchio or MaCormack.

Anonymous said...

Ye pls do cant wait to fire a liad of shit into the penis helmet that is HF.
What a tit he is, jealous incest bred piece of turd.
Diouf is shit, i dont like him, but its a number that counts and he might do ok for us

leeds fan said...

disunited?????? doesnt make sense pal.yawn

Anonymous said...

John Lyall at 0805 hate!? Don't flatter yourself, until he came along I never even thought about you. Both sets of fans are great in their own way? What on earth does that mean. Finally how can you possibly enjoy it when we play each other as you never even get so much as a look in. You cannot beat us my friend!!