Wednesday 15 August 2012

Sullivan Explains Too Much!

I complained yesterday that there was nothing to write about, and Sullivan is clearly attuned to the sense of white noise surrounding the Boleyn. Not good for business that. Season ticket sales aren't boosted by inertia. No news is bad news.

He probably put a call through to Brady first. "Fancy getting your tits out in the middle of the Olympic Stadium? No? Is your figure up to one of those beach volley ball outfits? You don't think so? Bugger."

Another call to Gold. "How about we bid for Becks. Ring up a lookalike agency, get a pic of a Becks carrying the Olympic Torch into the Boleyn? You don't think people will buy it? Damn. Tevez? I know, we've done it to death. Kaka? Too much? Even at his age? I can see the headlines now, 'Karren Brady Gets Her First Brazilian', 'Brady Reveals Old Brazilian', 'Brady's Brazilian Gets Sweaty In Training', 'Allardyce Delighted With Brady's Brazilian'. Sorry Goldy, getting carried away there."

"So what the fcuk do we talk about? Hang on, I've got it! I'll explain how we bid for Carroll and how we were deadly serious. Doesn't fit with the wage cap call earlier this summer I know but who expects consistency from Upton Park? I'll leave out the bit about Captain Kev calling Andy to tell him, under no circumstances, to join us. That would have blown our pension pot from selling the Boleyn wouldn't it? I could tie it in with the Jarvis story. Try to spin Sam's style of football in a positive way. Exciting football. Lots of crosses, accurate crosses so the fans don't crucify us! Jarvis delivers the accurate crosses, Andy heads them home."

"Mind you, I still like the Brady Brazilian headlines. What's Ronaldinho up to these days? Or how about Gomez? 'Brady's Brazilian Stopper', sounds like a front bottom plug to me! " 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's happened to all the real news, concerning Leeds United? Surely you could make something up with the arrests for possessing a firework at last saturdays game, even if it was the away supporters?

Anonymous said...

Heres a headlıne for you, HAMMERFAN BEATEN İN TO SUBMİSSION BY LEEDS FANS! Readıng your blog and seeıng the replys, or should ı say reply! İt ıs clear why you decıde to wrıte about a bıg club. Takeover just around the corner, masterbates beaten ınto submıssıon lıke you, full house at elland road saturday and all thıngs rosey regardıng the mıghty and dırty leeds :-D you forgot to mentıon that gold and sullivan aka ron jeremy and jenna jamıson, were ready to gamble wet spams future ın tryıng to sıgn the bıggest DUD! Ever ın andy carroll. You can TRY and put good spın on sams playıng style all you want, fact of the matter ıs ıts a 1 dımensional route 1 and that ıs all ıt ever wıll be. Enjoy you lowest poınt total ın the hıstory of the game. WE ARE LEEDS, M.O.T

Anonymous said...

Your writing is akin to a schoolkids essay. The only comments are from Leeds fans,even the usual sycophants are too ashamed to be a part of it. Give up you idiot. Get yourself a blow up doll from your club shop.

Deane said...

Love it HF even non footy bullshit winds up the Yorkshire knuckle draggers