Thursday 16 August 2012

Wolves Show West Ham How To Handle Relegation


Remember how we sold Scott Parker for £5m and Cole for a relative pittance when we went down? Compare that to the Wolves approach. They have set ludicrous fees for Jarvis and Fletcher and are either playing poker very well or are determined to get top dollar or to hold on to their imitation diamonds.

How does this work then? Well, for one, Wolves did not offer absurd, unaffordable contracts to their players. God only knows what Sullivan and Gold were thinking when they gave Parker that extended contract on a rumoured £80k per week. That effectively priced him out of the market so, when we had to sell following relegation, there was only one potential bidder, a Turkish team apart. So Spurs and Parker had us over a barrel. As a Spurs fan, Parker was going nowhere other than White Hart Lane and, knowing that through his close friendship with the Redknapps, Spurs were never going to pay market value whilst matching Scotty's ludicrous salary.  So, not for the first time, West Ham dropped its shorts, bent over and invited Tottenham Hotspurs to take advantage.

And with Joe Cole? I was on holiday in Mexico when he was sold. I came back to the UK on the day of an England international and watched the game in the pub. Cole came on as a sub and the caption read, "Joe Cole, Chelsea" and I thought somebody had made a mistake, only to be told that he had been sold days before for a joke of a fee. What happened there? Bit like Parker really. Cole was a Chelsea fan, knew Lampard well and West Ham bent over a barrel, dropped the shorts and invited Chelsea to take advantage. We must be the only club that has knowingly undersold a player to Chelsea since the arrival of Abramovich!

Now the boot is on the other foot but Wolves are teaching us how to play the game. If we want Jarvis, we have to pay market value or higher, even though we seem to be the only club interested in him. Mind you, it could be worse, Wolves could be asking us to pay £15m for Fletcher!

7 comments:

USA Dave said...

HF, in my opinion the answer to the rather strange Jarvis situation lies with his agent. Did not know who it was until it was reported the other day.

Mark Curtis.

Yeah. That's Sam's agent. And Nolan's. And Tompkin's. Happens to be Andy Carroll's, too. Makes you wonder about the accusations that other former agent made about him and Sam a few weeks back. Remember? Went off on a rant worthy of someone with bi-polar disorder.

But 10 million for someone with 4 assists last year makes you think. At least it makes me think.

Anonymous said...

Depends if you want someone playing for you when you know that they want out. There's a fine line between wanting top dollar for your players and wanting to get rid of players who have told you outright that they want to leave.

Jacko said...

Sorry if I'm being ignorant but how do you know what contracts Wolves players are/were on? There seems to be an awful lot of assumption in this piece...

Unknown said...

Agree HF, Wolves do not have that much debt and were responsible with contracts. Compare that to West Ham who are 100 million in debt and had silly contracts of Dyer Parker Upson etc. Hopefully the Daves have learned, and will we get good players and be financially responsible.

Jack Up Norf said...

Well done to Wolves for doing it but I'm still confused with our own board. They were willing to cripple us for years and offer 100k a week for Carroll but won't raise their initial offer of £9m by £1m to get someone they wanted to supply Carroll. Give them the £10m for a decent young wide man that we seriously need. It's only an extra £1m that they were going to waste on Carroll anyways, he's just a northern Carlton.

Hammersfan said...

Interesting point Dave. And how much did we spend on agents fees last year? And Allardyce is VERY sensitive to allegations that he is bent! Put the pieces together and...

Anonymous said...

so, not only does sam work for porn peddlers in a shitty part of london and looks like a toby jug. he is also a bit of a redknapp? oh dear