Still, it's a good excuse for some Dawson gags:
Warnock said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the Chairman?' He said, 'Why?' Warnock said, 'He keeps waking up.'
Bates upset Warnock the other Guy Fawkes Night. He fell off the fire.
Warnock said to the Chairman, 'Treasure' - He always calls him Treasure, he reminds him of something that's just been dug up.
Warnock saw six men kicking and punching the Chairman. Lorimer said 'Are you going to help?' Warnock said 'No, Six should be enough."
What amazes me is that so many people think Leeds are glamorous and exciting. Believe me, watching Leeds is about as glamorous as changing sheets in a bed-wetting clinic.
A letter came from GFH Capital. They could tell it was from the bank as it was written on a wreath nailed to the front door.
There was an old farmer from Leeds
Who did terrible things to his geese
But he went too far with a budgerigar
And the parrot phoned the police.
You can always tell when GFH Capital are coming to stay; the rats throw themselves on the traps.
Warnock said to Bates, "When you're dead, I'll dance on your grave." Bates said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."
Leeds United is an institution and that's where most of the fans end up!
It's the way I tell 'em!