Sunday 3 February 2013

Il Duce Di Canio Throws Toys Out Of Swindon Pram

So poor old Paolo is upset because the administrator, on behalf of the new owners of Swindon Town, sold a player to Bournemouth without getting the OK from Il Duce first which is, according to the combustible Italian, in breach of his contract.

This has echoes of Alan Turds Curbishley who walked out on West Ham after the sale of McCartney for over £6m and successfully sued the club for constructive dismissal afterwards. The fact that the sale of Linda for that figure must represent one of the most astute pieces of transfer business ever done by the club didn't come in to the calculations seemingly.

Never mind that Turds paid £7m for Dyer, £2m for Ljungberg, £2m for Callum Downpipe, £6m for Boa-Morte...

Di Canio seems to have made his peace for now. But his spats are increasing in frequency and it is surely only a matter of time before he pushes his chairman to the floor!

9 comments:

jimwhu said...

f s aint signed a new contract hes letting his run down maybe di canio next for us the dildo brothers said when avram left if di canio had have had have managed an italian 3rd division club they would have considered him then so maybe next for us and as f s says he should manage a big club so he might fcuk off back to bolton at the end of the season regarding when you were winding the leeds supporters up yesterday you said we could have won by four or five them last ten mins when we were winning one nil i cant remember westham defending so deep and i was thinking swansea might nick a draw

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed how you try to give various managers nicknames hoping that they catch on but it's only you that ever uses them? I named you armchair hammer and now everyone uses it. Funny that.

Anonymous said...

Still if you go on Toryboy Dales site, they all love Paolo the Mussolini-snouter on there. And in a starnge way, that would suit the 'manor' perfectly.
By the way, I still live in Newham, and use my son's season ticket when he doesn't go.

By the way, Noble and even more so, Tomkins are just not up to the 'heroes of old'. As for DiCanio - excellent - if erratic - footballer, but a complete plonker as a 'man'.
I mean, Mussolini FFS !

Still, keep on lovin' that huggable little fascista. He'll soon return to ROme [Lazio], claiming that like Mussolini, he was 'misunderstood.
Luckily for him, no lamposts.....

Anonymous said...

Di Canio In
Allardyce Out

15.58... How about a link to your blog then if you're so f*cking clever?

Anonymous said...

Getting a bit boring now....

Deane said...

Funny thing about football managers/players they all seem to be knobs as men so get me DiCanio as manager for he is a football genius and football is why I go to West Ham certainly not for the shite Allardyce serves up

Hammersfan said...

Deane, isn't it bad enough that the fans make Nazi salutes without having a manager who return the gesture?

Anonymous said...

What do you lot think of the Champions League match fixing scandal? You know, the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE? Oh i give up.

Deane said...

I grew up with apartheid I've lived the evils of fascism but I'd really enjoy watching a West Ham team managed by Paolo I would't vote for him for parliament though